Do Daedra Dream of Padomaic Sheep?

Cain, he/him

[garnetcoloredsky]

okay I reblogged one (1) priest post, Tumblr. goddamn.

[bittersweetblasphemy]

Priest Kink less in the way of wanting to be dominated by a religious figure and more in the way that i drive a holy man to sin at my command and if he dares to try to repent i remind him in whatever way i see fit that he doesn't belong to god anymore.

[garnetcoloredsky]

he says hello

[garnetcoloredsky]

tried to have a panic attack before work so now we are mildly stoned and lying facedown on the floor puking.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[willgrahamscock]

I have to make mistakes in order to learn & grow

[l1ghth0use]

Tron with saint imagery/coding just hits different; couldn't get this out of my head until I drew it

[br-disaster]

Nie Mingjue: *is a little unsteady on his feet*

Nie Huaisang, immediately: 🏃🏃

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[talldren]

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[dailyflicks]

David Bowie as Jareth aka The Goblin King LABYRINTH (1986) dir. Jim Henson

[keyjamm]

This too is nieyao, to me.

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[krebkrebkreb]

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

[ask-anything-polls]

Your phone magically opens to a random fic on ao3!

Spin the wheel 3 times to find out what your fic is about! Put in the tags which fic tags you get!

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

Do you read it?

I’ve read this already!

Hell yes this is literally meant for me!

Yes but out of morbid curiosity

Maybe

No

Absolutely not!

Why does this fucking exist?!?!

Voting ended onMay 4

[yabagofmilfs]

on a related note—awhile back i created this wheel with all the summer bingo prompts from last year.

spin it twice—would you read/write that combo?

helllllll yeah brother

for sure

eh it’s fine

no thanks i hate it

i have no feelings about it / im bald / nuance

Voting ended onApr 30

bonus points if you elaborate on your choice in the tags because i’m nosy.