Gatekeep Gasppipe, Guyboss

I'm Geoff/Gaspipe, it/its, 29 years old, forklift certified, he wrote on bullets, acab

[gaspipegeoff]

18+ ONLY, minors who follow will be blocked!

My name is Geoff/ Geoffery/ Gas, im 29 years old FTM and use it/its/itself pronouns

Art coms open! commission sheet here!

I am polyamorous, bisexual, and single (Ladies, gents, nonbinary folk)

My favorite colors are orange, red, black, and dark grey. I'm a Libra. I have Tummy Issues TM And I LOVE doing meta and media analysis, almost as a hobby, so some of my posts get a bit long.

For a short list of things I like and may cycle through reblogging:

Our Flag Means Death

The Magnus Archives

Crochet

The Sims 4

DND

Dropout Tv/ Collage humor

Smiling friends

The Terror

NSFW themes

I'm not GREAT at tagging reblogs, this includes spoilers, all my original posts are tagged tho. The main tags i'm using at this time are (i'll add to this over time):

#geoff leaks for personal posts

#Noxious Gas for rants/vents. Please don't reblog.

Some things to note before interacting with my posts (if you care) or sending asks:

I was previously in the OFMD fandom but no longer interact with it, while i do still have love for Izzy Hands as a character i no longer hold any love for the show as a whole so please excuse me if i dont answer asks/ dms abt it.

I am queer and live in the south. I think these are very important things to know about me, personally, because I AM a bit of a redneck and may not have the most refined or "correct" takes abt certain aspects of the Queer community. Nothing hateful, I'm still learning. As we all are all the time.

My Ask Box IS OPEN please send me asks I Love them so fucking much.

Please! Add to my posts! Confess your sins in my tags! I love it!

420 friendly babeee.

Alcoholism is a sore subject for me, as are discussions of abuse and abandonment by parental figures. I'm open to discussion of these things and fine with it being brought up in a joking or light manner, but I may start sounding Alcohol critical and that's not a personal attack and please don't take it as one!

Also going on some new ADHD/anxiety meds so i may be a bit all over the place. I'm not sure yet.

I write Fic!

My AO3 Username is Gaspipe_Geoff!!!

Check it out for all my completed fics and one shots/ abandoned (emotionally) wips. Mostly Steadyhands and CjIzzy stuff but I branch out from time to time.

My Ongoing Fics are:

None at this time!

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[guilty-as-sin-bin]

its been really funny to see red wings fans going through all 5 stages of grief in a matter of hours over larkin requesting a trade

[kushblazer666]

[njdev1l]

"Help me out"

Thanks to @gordiemeow for literally all the clips used in this <3

[dogpuppy]

When I was a kid my uncle gave me his old macbook to use for school he shipped it to us and when it arrived I opened it and it smelled like uncle. It had this uncle aura for weeks. I have 7 uncles and they all smell like the inside of a DVD case

[nyancrimew]

the median voter

[njdev1l]

"Lay my curses out to rest, make a mercy out of me"

Curses - Crane Wives

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[gaygoatshane]

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[walterthemelon]

Sources: Dylan Larkin requests trade from Detroit

Elliotte Friedman reports that centre Dylan Larkin, after 11 years with the Detroit Red Wings and just one playoff appearance, has requested

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[mtsodie]

i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems