catboy with the perpetual nervousness

dávid. 24. he/they. likes turtles.

[gatherer-schafer]

Gon going :P

a definitive edition

[futuredaysbycan]

laios dunmeshi chimera twin fantasy if you care

[candyje11yfish]

i love this gif so much everyone has to see it

[latinasfordalecooper]

@futuredaysbycan @gatherer-schafer @not-sport-martial-art

[yakubgodgave]

Transfiguration by Robert Gligorov, 2008

[forthefuns]

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

[invenblocker]

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

[minipupball]

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

[invenblocker]

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

[minipupball]

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

[invenblocker]

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

[minipupball]

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

[randomthingieshere]

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

[dracophile]

[sp00kybitme]

D E AD

[ultimate-reserve-hope]

I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D

[zaunites-finest]

This is the strongest Tumblr post I’ve ever witnessed.

[fishhater-ieatthem]

This was recommended and as a super logical person I can see why

[makishimuu]

I’ve been looking for this for ages!!

[legendary-posts-collection]

Apparently legendary.

[mx-yip-yip-hooary]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[shirpowbra]

iconic

[worldsentwined]

I swear I’ve reblogged this before but every time I see it I internally scream “THESE BOOKS ARE ON A HOLD SHELF” that’s why they have pieces of paper in them and are not shelved in alphabetical order (they’re shelved by who they’re on hold for). It’s also why the labels on the manga and the graphic novel are different (note how the one says “YA” and the other says “Teen”) - because they’re most likely from different library collections.

Suffice to say, this court case could have used a library employee as an expert witness and saved a lot of time.

[agent-felix]

This will remain the only tumblr post I love with all my heart.

I’ve been blessed to lay my eyes upon it again.

[tomshivbaby]

[vu1pes]

PERCEPTION - The second earbud doubles the amount of sound in your ears, but the cacophony is so much more. A horrible choir of terrified screams and flatulence surrounds you, cutting you off from the world, drowning out your very thoughts.

COMPOSURE [Godly: Failure] - No, no! It's too much. Tears begin to fill your eyes...

KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective? I still need you to spot me before I can take the weight off the rack."

[389]

GQ: Paul Mescal by Alasdair McLellan

[omtai]

Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

[mp3v0]

Jerma Spanish dub

[montereybayaquarium]

Did you know some sea otters have purple bones? 🦴🤯

Wanna know why? Watch as our Aquarium staff play “What’s Your Favorite Sea Otter Fact?”

[nyuzrum]

[wattacukor6969]

Mikor konyorgom?

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Kedvenc posztom evör

[monsterbutch]

[bababeebabababoo-deactivated202]

Jerma LOVED the University of Chicago

[qatos]

FKA twigs at Met Gala 2023

[lesbiansgoal]

Billboard says “Do you want to protect your child from the sexual propaganda?” in Hungarian and this beautiful couple says “f*ck you to it

[malikep]

the chokehold these billboards had on us hun gays

[nikkiophan]

imagine u lived in elder scrolls and your khajiit friend was like "ah, come and look upon khajiit's son, a fine warrior that one will be one day, yes?" and he just shows u this

[dynamite124]

That’s the face of a fine warrior.

[daily-izutsumi]