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Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

kvotheunkvothe

#jfc that's evil #video

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: How to create floating Chinese shufa/calligraphy (cr夏末）

#art!!!#video

vamplire

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

#lmao #iwtv #tvl

maddie-grove

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is such a funny title for a sequel. Like, yeah, I’d assume you would! I Have Not Developed Memory Issues Recently and the Thing You Did Last Summer Was a Pretty Big Deal So I Did Not Forget It.

sandmandaddy69

yaoiblackmold

Armand: the vampire apocalypse is coming Daniel, there's too many of us and we're all going to DIE

Daniel: 🥺 was Dubai real? 🥺 did I really break you? 🥺 please tell me I was a good journalist 🥺 and it wasn't all fake 🥺

#iwtv spoilers #tvl spoilers

batttzy

Louis tried so hard to assure Regina that he was gay and wasn’t trying to hit on her, seemingly trying to seem not creepy, then the next day told her he was a vampire and she looked like his dead daughter

Girl that’s worse 😭

#iwtv spoilers #tvl spoilers

jusjuiceboxbox

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

redwinerozanova

louis:

#iwtv spoilers #tvl spoilers

vampireamadao

this is the worst day of armand's life

#iwtv spoilers #tvl spoilers

wynsummers

wait I just noticed Nicki wearing a fucking vip badge this is hilarious

hallucinating my dead lover and making sure he has proper access to my dressing room so he can scrawl names on my mirror in blood

#iwtv spoilers #tvl spoilers

professional-rat-eater

When you start viewing Armand like a teenager (as Assad said we should) literally everything he’s ever done makes sense. That’s why his decisions are so bad and he’s so impulsive.

He’s 517, but physically he’s 27 (but he’s also possibly physically younger than that and doesn’t remember) but mentally, he’s still that teenager Marius bought from the brothel. Sometimes you look at him and how he’s acting and he’s just so Amadeo. That’s why he often looks like a kid playing dress up in his dad’s clothes and why his mood changes so quickly. The abuse froze him as a kid even after he entered adulthood and then vampirism froze all that trauma and trapped him there forever. He never really left Venice. He never really will.

#iwtv spoilers #tvl spoilers

professional-rat-eater

Lestat: and then Armand appeared out of nowhere and started reading me a gay little notes app apology. He would not shut up about my vibrant personality and beautiful golden locks and so I got bored and I took a blood shower (I had a blood setting installed on my tour bus shower!!!) which is a practical and sane thing to do. I whipped my dick out in front of him and he was sooooo into it. Then I threw my hair into a messy bun and told him to kill himself.

Whoever is listening realising they went bankrupt so they could listen to this shit:

#lmaooo #iwtv spoilers #tvl spoilers

lioncourtz

"A poignant tableau, conspiring mother advising a distraught son. And you'll get no argument here if you were to interrupt and say, Lestat, an excellent time to end it. What words did she conjure up to turn me and that bus back around, you ask? I'll never do them justice. Instead, let me paraphrase a more eminent vampire caught in a similar situation."

#iwtv spoilers #tvl spoilers