Pretty, Average

Just your everyday typical bi boy from PA. 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼 I post a lot of cats and butts. Today is going to be a good day, and here's why:

[torvada]

Told my friends she was an og monster fucker and they threatened to circumcise me 😢

[noah-wyles]

i appreciate how horny she was for him

[hungry-joe]

Yeah that tracks

[what-even-is-thiss]

Man you could just do stuff back then huh

[sminkus]

[uw2024]

[radliftist]

as above, so below

(legs and shoulders)

[gabeiitch]

[differentphilosopherstudent]

erdglezx2

[uw2024]

[zantetsuken88]

Pretending that my muscles are still worth flexing after months of neglecting the gym 🫠

[usefulandgay]

Sundaze

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[cosmicretreat]

[scientificphilosopher]

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

[curiousobsession101]

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

[scientificphilosopher]

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

[libraryspectre]

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

[captain-snark]

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

[gehayi]

The launch date for the Europa Clipper is October 2024.

[syolen]

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

[cyanwormonastring]

QUEUING THIS FOR OCTOBER 2024 BECAUSE SEA MONSTERS IN SPACE

[destiel-news-channel]

The launch date is on October 10!

[calciferix]

[greelin]

soon

[helder-amorim]

[yazmmy]