[jumex]

[bob-belcher]

[jumex]

[the-memedaddy]

[vvdotcom]

I know this isnt a meme, but man I need this on my timeline

[mcburn]

adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[catchymemes]

[crazyaboutcinema]

[veryfunnymemes]

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[chainmailwhaletail-deactivated2]

ive just been thinking about this for the past 6 hours

[thecommonchick]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

me thinking ab all the grosss ddlg blogs tht are gonna get banned

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

okay whom

[supersamzero]

Lol kink shamers XD

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

die

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]