a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.
you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row
you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row
thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay
you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row
They’re deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(
nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because i’m in a really good place right now.
to everyone struggling: it really does get better.
Actually no how the fuck is it august
Pack it up everyone you’ll never be this funny
Happy “how the fuck is it august” to those who celebrate!
Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention
God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
when I die, I hope I'm reunited with my childhood dogs and cats and all the pets I've loved and lost
make ugly art. make bad art. make boring art. make meaningless art. make, make, make art.
If this is the sign you're looking for, please
stay alive
stay safe
Drink some water
eat something
get back into the things you love
Unclench your jaw
do some self-care
Take a shower or bath
Take your med(s)
I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble
there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it
i cant stop saying "grisp it"
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hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?
it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.
tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though
thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.
found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.
Who up sniling and not fwowning
I try my best to be optimistic for the future because I don't think I'll gain anything of benefit from being pessimistic
I'd probably just get sad and I don't need that
I'm going to go to sleep in my bed for 400 hours
how many hours is that??
four hundred