I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:
They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.
Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.
Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.
At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.
In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, āqueer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.ā I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.
Next thing I know, theyāre running off cackling, yelling, āYOUāLL NEVER CATCH ME!ā and Iām holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.
That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.
Edit: Happy Pride 2023, everybody! In the spirit of reverse robbery and benevolent chaos, I have a request!
This year, Iād really like for anyone who can to bring some fun things, like a ton of stickers or small crafts theyāre okay with passing out for free. Iād also like for them to bring masks to hand out too.
You want a fun free thing? Wear or take a mask and itās yours! :D
Iād really like to go this year to spread some of the love, but Iām immunocompromised. Could you all do this as a favor so that I can go next year? Either way, I hope you have a happy Pride! š³ļøāš