There Will Be Light

23 from Northern Indiana. Hella Gay. Pagan. Dancer. Actress. Costume Designer. Pro-choice. Pro-Dance. Pro-Bird. Pro-Dinosaur. Anti-Trump. Super fucking feminist. If you need it, my blog is a safe-haven for LGBTQA people, Women, POC, Muslims, Pagans, other non-christian based religions, disabled individuals, and any other marginalized groups i may have missed. Stay safe.

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just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM

they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.

[miezyslaw-stilinski-deactivated]

Uno, dos, stress

[gahdamnpunk]

This was a ride 😭😂

[saitamastamaticsoup]

Somebody who actually worked at nickelodeon tweeted back “ remember when your publicist told me to act less gay?” And they blocked him 🍵🍵🍵

[gahdamnpunk]

Oop

[weloveshortvideos]

so cute

[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

the age old tale

[excima]

oh my god…

[teaboot]

I feel like… Anyone who tries to outlaw abortion should be legally required to raise a parrot

[teaboot]

“This is a lifetime commitment I didn’t ask for!” Yeah, so is a baby. “It’s loud and my neighbors hate me!” Baby. “I was never trained how to raise an exotic bird! I have no idea what I’m doing!” Baby. “It’s expensive! It’s intelligent! It yells swears at top volume and bites me when its mad! I have three kids and a full time job, I don’t have time for a high maintenance pet!” ….Baby

[bogleech]

Don’t forget to give the parrot legal human status so if they don’t take care of it they go to jail

[intj-confessions]

This isn’t fair to parrots

[star-anise]

I mean, that is kind of the point. If you wouldn’t force a parrot to spend decades of its life with a caretaker who fundamentally resents their existence and has neither the emotional nor financial capacity to care for them in the way they deserve, or being constantly uprooted and shuffled from household to household as successive caretakers burn out, then, uh… that has implications for the kind of life you want for kids.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[neenarchive]

really inconvenient that i can’t shapeshift

[neenarchive]

some days i just want to transform into an eldritch horror whose form doesn’t adhere to this universe’s laws of physics, other days i just want my hair to be a bit longer. that’s how it is

[sapphicpositivity]

So when I was 16 I was in a theatre class & I was partnered with this boy for a kissing scene & I didn’t like him at all but I was Totally Straight ™ he just wasn’t my type and I didn’t want my first kiss to be with him and that’s obviously why I literally threw up at the thought of having to kiss him! I mean, who doesn’t throw up at the prospect of their first kiss with a boy! Anyways, my friend (who I def had a crush looking back on it) said she’d teach me how to stage kiss! And for a stage kiss one person cups the other’s face but puts their thumb on the other’s lips and then they “kiss” the thumb. So she cupped my face & put her thumb on my lips & then as she went in for the “kiss”,,,, my knees actually fuckin,,,, buckled underneath me,,,, like just the thought of (stage) kissing this girl caused me to physically become light headed and fall over, but I was def straight! Only into boys obviously! Never would wanna date a girl! And I played it off as having low blood sugar & being stressed but I’m all reality I was just gay & stupid

[green-loaf]

This is actually so cute

[wishuponakiss-deactivated201908]

I can’t believe Spider-Man defeated not one but TWO Disney films and grabbed the Golden Globe

Oh my goodness I’m so happy *ugly sobbing*

[rootbeergoddess]

People don’t understand why this is a big deal.

Disney has a stranglehold on animation. Ya’ll remember when Frozen came out? Well when it won the Oscar for best-animated film, it was revealed that the people voting didn’t watch any of the other films. Frozen only won because of it’s brand name. For Spiderverse to defeat two Disney films is big because not only does it prove that animated movies feature people of color can be successful but it’s also showing that other animation companies have a chance.

[miles-thebi]

Let bi girls unapologetically call themselves bi and talk about their boyfriend without sacrificing their queerness

Let bi boys unapologetically call themselves bi and talk about their girlfriend without sacrificing their queerness

Bisexuality is queer, regardless if their attraction/dating habits seem more focused on different genders.

Take your policing elsewhere.

[bipirate]

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

[neenarchive]

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

[timefortigers]

i dont care about any of this 1920s magic drama i just want newt scamander to cheerfully inform us how bad it hurts to get stung by various wizard animals

[gardenoffish]

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

[marymcmagic-hair]

Ariana Grande: God is a woman.

Lydia Riera, an intellectual: 

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Terrible idea:

Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.

[ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg]

Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:

“Perception check”

“Bees?”

“BEES???”

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud

[copperbadge]

I’m enjoying the idea of CAH tarot. 

“What does the future hold for me?” 

“A bag of dicks.” 

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[youngalientype]

Fascinating

[fuckyeahcoffeeandequality]

This is your local Scandinavian telling y’all that Norse mythology has a goddess called Lofn who is a goddess of love and bringing together those ‘for whom marriage was forbidden or banned’, and I’m not saying she said gay rights, but she totally said gay rights.

[mens-rights-activia]

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