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people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

sheherlockholmes

bltchkawa

Goromi I drew cause I needed a little break from commissions :3

ovur

How it feels to want a snack at night but you've already brushed your teeth

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

swarnpert

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

vampeatscrystals

fucking spell jar to make shit stop fucking happening

hello. are you or your loved ones experiencing Shit? will Shit simply not Stop Fucking Coming? Is the universe putting you in a board-less game of Jumanji where every time you make half a move you land on some horrible awful twist of a punishment?

Introducing: Spell Jar To Make Shit Stop! It’ll make shit FUCKING STOP

this is the perfect gift to yourself or your friends and family when the world is crumbling beneath your feet and you desperately need some semblance of calm and normalcy. you can’t make a little bubble where time stops for as long as you need it, but you can make this!

materials:

choose between any you have on hand.

household herbs/spices:

💕rosemary for protection

💕basil, lavender, and chamomile for stress relief and calm in the face of Shit

💕catnip, dill, nettle and cumin for protection, banishment, and luck

💕rose for blessings and abundance

💕peppermint and garden sage for banishment, protection, and foresight

💕black pepper for banishment and warding

fancy rocks:

💕bloodstone: physical protection and luck

💕amber: protection

💕citrine: banishment and foresight

💕fluorite: anti stress

💕hematite: extra defense

💕malachite: protection and healing

💕snowflake obsidian: protection and intuition

💕onyx: grounding and banishment

💕tourmaline/black tourmaline: balance and banishment

extra little add ins:

💕oak leaves for luck and success

💕iron stakes, screws, or nails for warding

💕eggshells for cleansing

💕black salt or ash for cleansing, warding, and purification

Once all of these are in a jar, you will need:

💕a piece of paper and something to write with

💕a lighter and a candle, preferably black, white, or another color you associate with protection

On the paper, write:

“I hearby declare that all negativity surrounding me is to be vanquished and put to rest. No repeated stressors will interfere with daily life. No Bullshit shall be Shitted upon me nor the following people:

[Insert your bullet list of names]

Begone, foul fuckery, as we have no time for your foolishness. Let only prosperity, peace, and calm live on in our lives. Because I Fucking Say So.”

Seal your jar with your candle wax of choice.

aphrodite-sparkles

If you don't know what to offer or don't have a way to give offerings please be aware that doing good things and trying to become a better (more virtuous/arete) person delights ALL of the theoi more than any physical offering you can give by the way.

Please explore the The Mysteries rabbit hole if you haven't already. You should still give offerings if you can but helping or being kind to a stranger, a family member, a friend, animals, and nature (or however you can in the moment) + developing a natural instinct to be kind is arguably more important and is something you should prioritize. There is too much emphasis around here on cleansing and being clean when facing the gods than being a good person who tries their best to do the right thing because it matters just as much or more to them.

mxmorbidmidnight

Nazis will never be welcome in paganism. They have no space in our communities, we will have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to nazis. You have no right to the cultures, gods and religions you hijack to spread your disgusting ideologies. You will find no refuge or comraderie amongst pagans.

Reblog to let nazis know they’re not welcome here.

moringmark

ydotome

Adrian Fahrenheit Ţepeş “Alucard”- Castlevania: Nocturne S2 - Episode 1

bajn

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

actualsupreme-deactivated201503

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

hostileworkenvironment

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

still-playing-pretend

😳

taciturnaberration

six years of fried egg tshirt…

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉

Abnormal urge to not only create yuri, but to also yurify yaoi, all exactly before the new college year starts.

#yuri #sapphic #homosexual #lesbianvampyresfromouterspace #lesbian #kiryu kazuma #no he was not added by accident he needs to be yurified

tygerbug

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

cholerascum

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

byjove

I hate anti-vaxers now. Actively loathe them. There was a time where I had a modicum of empathy and understanding for people being distrustful of the medical establishment, even though every study has shown that vaccines are safe and effective and beneficial, I know some wounds are hard to heal. Now? If you’re seeing the people regurgitating anti-vaccine misinformation and witnessing their agendas, reading the news reports of diseases that were nearly eradicated coming back to kill children again, hearing the distress and fear from medical professionals and parents of immunocompromised children and still saying “Hmm. Fuck you.” and deciding not to vaccinate your children and yourself, there is no excuse for you. You’d like to see me dead. I’m not tiptoeing around you. You’re a horrible person and a terrible parent.