antonio and sebastian are gay and in love

my fandom blog with the adventure zone, star wars, homestuck, and whatever else holds my interest. under construction. my main is @tifannilly

[dinkywinks]

hey it’s been decades, can we all just finally agree that inigo montoya & fezzik the giant from the princess bride were in love? and that from that fact, we can extrapolate that inigo montoya was the greatest size queen to walk the face of the earth? can we all just come together on this one?

[dinkywinks]

god i KNOW i’m so MAD!!

listen over the course of the movie they are so clearly falling in love. like, the text’s definition of perfect love is westley’s devoted “as you wish” attitude and guess what fennik spends the whole movie doing?? WHATEVER INIGO NEEDS HIM TO DO. he helps inigo pull himself together so he can get his revenge, he’s always there to bust down a door or carry some half-dead dude around ‘cause inigo needs him… everyone else has a fateful quest they’re pursuing - inigo is hunting his father’s murderer, westley is rescuing buttercup - but fezzik is just there because. he. loves. inigo. montoya.

anyway after the end of the movie inigo gets to rest & take stock of his life now that his decades-long quest is complete. he’s out on the high seas, thinking about what he wants to do with his life. and then he looks out across the deck, and sees the answer right there, swabbing the deck, just ‘cause inigo asked him to. he sees fezzik, and something clicks into place, like, oh.

look, they used to speak in rhymes with each other to annoy their boss. how fucking couple-y is that. they’re in love

[grantwilson]

the mcelroys know what the teens are into (my brother, my brother, and me- episode 4: teens & your least favorite soda)

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

concept: the show supernatural but with the mcelroy brothers

[ohthatconnor]

Griffin: So Scraps I noticed that the ghost is still sort of… Travis: …? Griffin: It’s. Y'know… Travis: … A ghost? Griffin: … Travis: … Griffin: *sigh* Travvy the fucking ghost is still here. It’s fucking hAUnting our asses right now. It’s - it - it wants my soul, Travvy. It wants my delicious, sUcCuLeNt soul. Travis: I mean I salted and burnt the remains, I don’t - I dunno what to tell you. Griffin: Did you? Travis: Yeah! I– Griffin: You– Travis: I did, I– Griffin: You sure? Because if you did, then the ghost would be - uh, it would be ah-PaSsEd ON, ah-My DuDe, it’d– Justin: Hey Travis. Griffin: – have sloughed off– Travis: *laughing* I salted – Justin: Travis, what if– Griffin: this mortal FuCkInG cOiL– Travis: I did! I salted and I burnt the body, I did. Justin: Travis let me ask you this. Travis: What Justin. Justin: … You used regular salt? Travis: I used regular… ahhh, it was, I mean it’s *technically*– Justin: Travis. Travis: I maaaayyyy have used your Margaritaville margarita salt BUT IT’S Griffin: *bursting into laughter* Justin: You did WHAT Travis: IT’S TECHNICALLY JUST SALT JUSTIN Griffin: HA HA HAAAA!! *clapping* Justin: Why the FUCK would you use– Griffin: Was it fucking JImMy BUFFET’S body you burned?! Like– Travis: Look, I didn’t have any other salt on hand, Justin’s always got it in a cupboard somewhere, I just Justin: Ugh. Travis look, what you’ve done is– Griffin: *gasping* ohhh my Jesus Justin: -it’s unacceptable but I can’t fault you because, yes, you’re right, it is technically– Travis: ThAnK you, – Justin: –I MEAN it’s *technically* just salt but it’s like Travis: Yes! Yes, it is. Justin: Whatever. You salted the remains. You burnt the body. Travis: Yes, THAT I definitely did, that part’s easy. Griffin: *snickering* ’d'you fuckin- you fuckin douse ‘em in some Parrot Bay first? Travis: No, Griffin, I used lighter fluid thank you very much Justin: And we’re sure– we’re SURE there aren’t any other little… bits and pieces of our dearly departed sorta… *hangin out* somewhere? Griffin: Ohhh, I see what you’re sayin, you’re sayin’ we got a - a rogue appendage situation on our hands. Travis: I mean, it *looked* whole when I was, y'know– Griffin: *laughing* When - when you were making it into a corpse-ARITA? Travis: *laughing* A piña corpse-lada! Griffin: Oh, *very* good! Travis: Thank you! Justin: K but like. You don’t know if some creepy motherfucker has a lock of duder’s hair tucked away in his desk drawer, do you. Travis: How would I know that Justin. Justin: You can’t, that’s what I’m saying! We can’t know that, we can’t just go door to door through this entire town asking for locks of hair and fingernails and, and, Griffin: “Excuse me ma'am did you and this, this super-dead phantom boy ever make a wish on one of his sweet, *delicate*, fallen eyelashes? Ma'am I need you to tell me where that eyelash is currently it’s SUPER important and definitely not a fetish of mine.” Travis: Oh maybe we just need to find all the nose pickins he left behind! Griffin: Ew, Travis! Travis: I’m just sayin! Justin: !! …. ………………. …….….. …. unless. Griffin: UNlesss….. Travis: unLESS!

[jacobtheloofah]

a clip from the mbmbam outtakes of griffin’s invention proposals, in which griffin and travis are goofballs and justin turns into a lobster

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IT’S ALL GONNA STOP ONE DAY!!!

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Justin McElroy asks his wife a special question.

From Episode 182 - Yogi the Stareater

[questbedhead]

I fucking love Barry Bluejeans cause, okay, imagine you’re like, the store keep at a dark magic shop or smthn, and you’re up to your regular nefarious retail shenanigans when in walks in this guy. This, this fucking chubby-fantasy-Tom-Arnold looking motherfucker. This guy who looks like you’d find him shopping for lightbulbs at the Home Depot on a Saturday morning. This guy who looks like he belongs in the footwear section of a department store, comparing the prices between nearly identical pairs of plain white socks. This guy comes into your incredibly deadly and illegal Darke Magyk Emporium flanked by a pair of incredibly hot elf twins. They come up to the counter and ask if you have any books with level 12 spells. Level 12? you ask, skeptical, but cautious. 12 or higher, says This Guy, with a shrug. The elves look bored. 

You pull down an enormous spellbook from the fancy, imposing shelf you have behind the counter. You have to climb the cool roll-y-ladder-thing to get it, and it is fucking heavy. It has tarnished silver clasps. It’s got arcane symbols and pictures drawn in beautiful, terrible detail. It is bound in fucking dwarf skin. You put the book on the counter with an ominous boom and This Fucking Guy goes oh neat!, like he’s looking at a half-off sale on Bran Flakes instead of an incredibly sick and dangerous magykal tome. 

This Guy flips through the spell book. The pages are thick yellow parchment that smell inexplicably of rotting flora. This Guys hands are soft, and look kinda sweaty. He lands on a page in the middle and excitedly points to a spell, sliding the book towards one of the Hot Elves. The Hot Elf is equally excited, and you watch in horror as the two of them coo over some of the most diabolical Necrotic incantations you have ever seen like newlyweds browsing through novelty kitchenware. The other Hot Elf has picked all the molars out of the jar of teeth you keep on the counter and is rolling them like dice. 

This Guy has decided to buy the spellbook. You ask what he’s willing to pay, in your best spooky salesperson voice. He digs through his jeans for a moment and pulls out a handful of thick, golden coins. They are engraved with pictures of strange, otherworldly creatures. The writing on them strains your eyes. You are literally having trouble comprehending what This Motherfucking Guy is trying to hand you right now. Who even is this Guy?? You try an Deception check. This Guy is not trying to trick you. You try and insight check. This Guy is completely sincere. You try True Sight. This Guy is a mother fucking lich. 

There is a Mother Fucking Lich in your shop and he looks like a middle-aged house-husband. 

This Mother Fucking Lich buys the book with his weird coins. One of the Insanely Hot Elves drapes themselves over his shoulders. None of them bother clean up the teeth all over your counter. As the three of them head out of your shop you call out to them, in horrified reverence who the fuck even ARE you??

The Lich looks over his shoulder and stares you dead in the eyes. My name is Barry Bluejeans he says, deadpan. You die, instantly. He leaves. As whatever sinister machinations you have prepared for your inevitable doom are set into motion, you realize one of the Hot Elves switched the gold coins out for candlenights gelt. Anywho that’s why I love Barold thanks for coming to my Ted Tal

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they go on for a few minutes after this but then it just gets progressively worse  

[everydaylouie]

griffin attempts a transformation. it does not go well.

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Taako’s “constructive criticism” for Merle at Maxfuncon East Live.

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I don’t know what’s better in this, Justin’s glee or Travis and Griffin’s nervousness

[andysmovingcastle]

BONES

[everydaylouie]

griffin attempts a transformation. it does not go well.

[in-my-pjs]

Taako: *pulling shower curtain back while lup is in the shower* Lup are we - stop screaming Barry it’s just me - are we out of cheetos

[busket]

barry bluejeans, just before the end of petals to the metal:

“ok barry this is basically the first time they’ve seen you in your lich form, as far as they know. they’re gonna be a little spooked. they’re not going to know who you are either, to them ‘barry bluejeans’ was just some small time body guard that died horribly. just relax, all you gotta do is show yourself, get them thinking about you, and hope they remember soon…whew, ok deep breath. they’re your best friends, its ok… take it easy, just try not to scare them too bad.”

*appears in front of magnus, taako and merle in captain captain bane’s office*

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[bbirdlube]

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e2 | We Got Our Business Looks

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smash hit of the summer