The 821st Gay Witch

I lost my password 821 times and now I'm here.

[pangur-and-grim]

it's annoying how hormones can affect your mental state, because right before I start my period, I have a day or two of INTENSE depression. like at certain points I'm almost vaguely suicidal. and then I wake up the next day bleeding out, and I'm like ohhhhhhhhhhhh! ohhh it was that! I'm actually happy and fine!

I had to explain that to a guy who was over once, because we had a mild argument about who would brush their teeth first, and I start SOBBING over it, and then (while still crying) had to explain "unfortunately, this is just a hormone thing, you're good man."

[pangur-and-grim]

oh yes thank you, I was trying to remember! that's the guy!

when I was younger, I used to get into cataclysmic fights with my parents the day before my period. but I guess I'm defanged as an adult, because now I just get really sad

[valuvrarte]

Why don't the big ones just eat the small ones?

[jaggedspine]

based off a tweet i saw on tweeturr * please do not reupload anywhere else

[mosseater3110]

a little comic of kriselle’s ferris wheel dialogue :)

[random-brushstrokes]

Yves Brayer (French, 1907 - 1990) - Nu aux bras levés

[blueskittlesart]

cat bites... (ミュウ ミュウ 助けて!)

[mmmmmmrmn]

[eimielpam]

MY SUSELLINGS ON A DATE

[eimielpam]

THEY ARE SO CUTE THEY MAKE ME SO ILL RAAA

[eimielpam]

I love their school uniforms... so i had to add in noelle too ofc

[eimielpam]

Something happened in the world when this scene was released

[eimielpam]

Bedrotting suselle :)

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

why are people like this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#nobody survived this post

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

stop telling people I’m dead

[transhuman-priestess]

Sometimes I feel like op is still with us…

[teethcrusher999]

yes penguin random house i would LOVE to know when he releases a new book

[hug-monster]

Take my stupid meme

[rhiotta]

I was originally gonna draw the Lego Incident out fully, but the juice didn't feel worth the squeeze, so here are some disorganized doodles of it.

This ended up much longer than expected. Originally meant to precede this comic. Don't put pants on your Toriel plush (or do). Here are some bonus sketches.

[theriverdraws]

Can't wait!