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shisasan

𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷𝟽, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

catchymemes

nixcraft

I cancelled our subscription with HP and they blocked us from being able to use the rest of the ink in our cartridge. The S in IoT stands for security. It is for your own good ;)

pissvortex

i can’t wait for my bluetooth and wifi enabled fridge to make me pay $59.99 a year for my Ice Pro Max™️ subscription or else it will stop producing ice cubes

vulturevanity

See, this is exactly what those "paranoid" IT guys are talking about

spookynewt

just-shower-thoughts

Your nipples are older than your teeth

dontmeantobepoliticalbut

just-shower-thoughts

We highly value and encourage romance as a society while using the word ‘romanticize’ to describe unrealistic and idealized expecations.

BIG fucking mood

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time.

Legend.

error-404-fuck-not-found

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, "...hey you know what would be funny?" and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

traverse-our-universe

These are a few of my favorite things nebulae! pt. 1

From top to bottom:

NGC 6720 ~ Ring Nebula NGC 6543 ~ Cat’s Eye Nebula NGC 7293 ~ Helix Nebula (also called “Eye of God” and “Eye of Sauron”) IC 418 ~ Spirograph Nebula MyCn18 ~ Engraved Hourglass Nebula NGC 6826 or Caldwell 15 ~ the Blinking Planetary

pt.2 here!