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Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

-Steve Jobs

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The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

--nik

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

--geek

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“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.”

--nik

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I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

--nikhil

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Malaysia fireworks — Team China presents fireworks over Malaysia’s landmarks Putrajaya Millennium Monument, centre, Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin Mosque, left, and Seri Saujana Bridge during the Putrajaya International Fireworks Competition at the administrative capital of Putrajaya outside Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Sunday, Sept. 15, 2013. (AP Photo/Vincent Thian)

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Amazing fireworks

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I 'm so rich by steve

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Before I die

 Today I discovered a very awesome project by Candy Chang an artist who explores the relationship between public space and personal well-being. Before I die is a project where she installed a big blackboard with the header before I die I want to _____ . Everybody is invited to join this project and tell others their dreams, wishes and deepest thoughts. The motivation came by going through the process of losing someone she loved and contemplaining about death till depressions and anger, then gratitude fot the time together and then contemplating death. She said:”This helped clarify my life, the people I want to be with, and the things I want to do, but I struggled to maintain perspective.” After putting her project into practice the feedback was immense. At least also Oprah Winfrey invited her to her show to tell the world about this hearttouching project of Candy Chang.

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Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t  loan them out to strangers.

-nik

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If you see me smiling ..im thinking of something evil and naughty, if you see me laughing its because i have already done it !

--nik

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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks ...Troubled User ------- REPLY:

--nik

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------Jocks vs Nerds---- Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it? However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. $$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

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The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

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I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.