Color Me Curious
oozey mess
@theartofmadeline
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RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ojovivo
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
if i look back, i am lost
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Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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EXPECTATIONS
d e v o n
Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@geekydice
Talisido (The Talisman Pokemon)
Type: Ghost/Dark
Height: 10″
Weight: 7 lbs
Abilities: Lucky: Boosts chance of critical hit when at half health. Hidden Ability: Disturb: Boosts opponent speed while lowering attack.
Found among the ruins of Fiorana Region this Pokemon is said to be a guardian of the region from ancient times. Legend has it this Pokemon will work with or posses people in order to protect its home.
The mysterious Team Relic boss has come to challenge you. They look familiar and so does that strange necklace around their neck.
Bound for Gory, Blood for Glory
If you have someone on your list that you know that karma missed call the immediate murder professionals
Retail Worker’s Christmas Carol
Made this up during a bad day at work.
Tis the season to be shoplifting tra la la la la la la tra la la la
Retail workers finances dropping tra la la la la la la tra la la la Dawn we now our stolen apparel tra la la la la la la tra la la la Was it really worth it Carol/Daryl tra la la la la la la tra la la la
Go ahead and hide with your skeletons. Enjoy the momentary peace before they throw you out.
25 posts!
To the person who stole my good knife. Thanks a lot a**hole, now I gotta stab with you my so-so knife for average enemies. All my stabbing quality went down because of you.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!
Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?
Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.
Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.
Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.
Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!
Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.
Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?
Elizabethan husband: Wife, ho! Bring forth my keys!
Elizabethan wife: [throws a writing slope before him]
Elizabethan husband: My keys, my keys! What, hast thou not ears?
Elizabethan wife: I thought thou said writing slope.
Elizabethan husband: Devil take thee; why would I say writing slope?
Elizabethan daughter: Harken father! Tis the valorous kush!
Elizabethan father: Thou art in the petty market; how valorous mayest it be?
Elizabethan Peasant: Good morrow, my fine fellows! Thou mayest call me Jared, I has’t seen 19 years upon the Good Lord’s green earth, but I am melancholic, for I must admit it was not my privilege to learn to decipher script.
Elizabethan Scholar: whosoever didst throw that crumpled parchment: thine mother is naught but a poxy trollop
Elizabethan Noble: Break thee off and taketh mine own wage
“would thee liketh something to drinketh?” elizabethan peasant hath opened the fridge. “we has't wat'r, milketh, juice, spid'rs, dr. Pepp'r - -“
“spid'rs?”
“spid'rs t is then. ”
“no, yond wasn’t- -“
Day 3 Bulky
Dead By Daylight Fan-made DLC: Royal Blood
Introducing: “The Usurper” A Fan Made Killer for DBD
Name: Lyra Tenebris
Age: 40
Difficulty: Hard
Ethnicity: Romanian
Realm: Romanesque Castle, Romania
Weapon: Bladed Scepter
Speed: 100%
Terror Radius: 32 meters
Lore: Lyra Tenebris was the true heir to the dukedom, or so she believed. Her mother worked as a maid for Duke Marius Romanesque. She wasn’t very good at her job and had a sense of entitlement which she passed on to her daughter. The Duke’s alleged Bastard. She was a social climber who had a pregnancy out of wedlock and decided to claim the duke as the father, hoping that he would leave his wife for her or at least become a mistress. She could remove the wife later. Sadly it was not to be and she was still stuck as a maid albeit on a very tight leash. When her daughter was born she decided that she would help her rise to power telling young Lyra that her father was the Duke and as such she was royalty and that they were in hiding as staff to protect them for those who would harm them. Lyra beloved every word her mother had said and tried to learn to become royalty. After all she was the only heir. Until IT came. Sophia Romanesque. The Duke’s other daughter and claimed rightful heir. Lyra was angry. She was older she should have been the heir. Nope. She was stuck as the brat’s maid. She asked her mother for an ideas and was advised to be their friend. That way she would learn all the things the child would be taught and look for ways to arrange accidents without suspicion.
So Lyra took the task to heart, learning all she could and trying to off her competition. She was unable to kill her but due to her diligence in watching the heiress she began to gain some popularity among the court. Seeing that she was getting supporters she began to spread that she was the duke’s bastard and should be the rightful heir. She also informed others not to tell the girl as she didn’t need the stress. For a time her plan worked. She spread doubt among the court and gathered some supporters as well as some money. It’s not a crime, it’s rightfully hers. However the duke still refused to acknowledge their relation. So she decided to gain her birth certificate to show him. They can’t deny it then. What she saw them she was shocked.
She wasn’t related to him at all. Her life was a lie. She couldn’t believe it. The documents had to be faked. She is the rightful heir and she will not be stopped. That’s when she found a mysterious card was addressed to her. It said she could be the ruler with their help she just had to meet them. She agreed and met with them. They said that they were a group that protects the royal family and because she was a “part” of the royal family they would give her the throne. They just needed a few concessions for their work. She agreed and together they started a coup, murdering everyone in the castle except there supporters and the princess who had managed to escape. No matter she will be taken care of soon enough. She has a kingdom to rule.
She was a Tyrant hated by the people but too feared to be taken out. She published books that showed her as a lovely Duchess and executed anyone who said anywise. The people lost their livelihoods to her tributes and spending. All hope was lost until the rebels appeared. Claiming to have the Rightful Princess Sophia inspired hope to fight against the Tyrant Tenebris. She would not have it. She sent out her agents to destroy the rebels and capture Sophia. The public would no longer defy here when their precious little princess is hung from the gallows. However it was not as easy as it should be. Captured rebels would die before giving up important information and the population was begin to revolt. She was the Duchess they should not be defying her. It’s all Sophia’s fault. If she would just come out of hiding and die like she was supposed to then this wouldn’t be happening. She just needed to find her. While she was fuming to herself in her castle a strange being appeared planting visions of hooks into her mind. Hooks she could hang Sophia from and any others who defied her. The strange being beckoned her forward with each step implanting more vision and power into Lyra who eagerly accepted. Long Live the Entity. Long Live Duchess Lyra Tenebris.
Lyra Tenebris is medium height with pale skin and a dancer’s build. She has dark green eyes and long black hair in an elegant low bun. She has dark red lipstick on and a light pink blush. She wears a red Tudor dress with mysterious dark splotches and black heals hidden under her dress. She wears a garish gold crown with an emerald necklace around her neck and carries a bloody bladed gold scepter in her hand.
The Usurper’s Power: Hired Help
You can’t do everything yourself.
Using the alternate action key will cause the Usurper to summon shadow beings to do her bidding. These shadow being each have their own terror radius and will search for survivors screaming when they find one to alert the killer. The effect last for 30 seconds with a 15 second cool down period.
Mori (Killer PoV) - (First person camera) You stand above the dying survivor, looking down on them as you hold your scepter like a croquet mallet and swiftly aim at their head. You laugh as they scream and continue until they become quiet. You turn the scepter so the blade is pointing down towards the survivor and slice their head of. You flick away the blood and spit on the corpse.
Mori (Survivor PoV) - (Worms Eye View) The Usurper will stand above the dying survivor, looking down of them as he hits their head with their scepter like a mallet. Their harrowing laugh mixing with your screams with each blow. When you go quiet the scepter’s blade comes down and you know no more.
Her personal perks, Tyrant, Revision and Hex: Tribute allow her to gain special bonuses to hunt down any who dares to threaten her reign.
Tyrant - You have to be strong and ruthless to destroy anyone who tries to oppose you. The usurper’s terror radius will increase by 10 meters and all nearby survivors actions will slow by 10%.
“My Word is law.”
Unique to The Usurper until Level 30, at which point its Teachable version can then be learned and taught to the other Killers
Revision- History is told by the Victors. When you use a melee attack on a survivor you inflict the oblivious status ailment on them.
“I am a noble, kind-hearted queen who prevented that little bitch from taking the throne and have driven this kingdom into prosperity. Now write that down and make sure everyone knows it by heart.”
Unique to The Usurper until Level 35, at which point its Teachable version can then be learned and taught to the other Killers
Hex: Tribute - Its only fair your subjects reward you for all you’ve done for them.
A Hex rooting its power in greed and forced devotion. Each time a totem is destroyed get a token. 2 Tokens: Increase speed by 10%. 3 Tokens: Cool Down is reduced by 5%. 4 Tokens: Survivors gain the Broken Ailment. 5 Tokens; Survivors gain the Deep Wounds ailment.
“If I want that you will give it to me; or else i’ll take it from your grave.”
”Unique to The Usurper until Level 40, at which point its Teachable version can then be learned and taught to the other Killers
Example Addons:
Common:
Crown - The symbol of royalty. It looks great on you. Increase your speed by 5% for a short period (15 seconds).
“One day it will be yours”
Gold Coin - It’s not much but it’s yours. Slightly decrease the stun duration if a survivor escapes your power. (1 second)
Uncommon:
Fancy Gown- A beautiful gown befitting your status. Forget about its previous owner. Slightly decrease the skill check size of your power for survivors. (10%)
Calling Card- A card from a group that wants to help you. Your powers’ charge decreases by .25 seconds.
Rare:
Maid Uniform - Your mother used to wear this. Your power lasts longer. Any boosts you have are further increased by 5%.
“Mommy if i’m the daughter of the duke why are you a maid instead of a noble?.”
Jewelry Box- A small box filled jewels. It’s no less than what you deserve. Skills check speed is rescued for you by 15%. Skill check speed for survivors are increased by 25%.
Very Rare:
Propaganda Poster- A poster made by the rebels to inspire a revolt against you. Increases your terror radius by 7 meters.
Ultra Rare:
Birth Certificate - A birth certificate that disproves everything you believe to be true. You want to destroy it but can’t bring yourself to do so. Choose a random survior. That survivor becomes your obsession. Whenever your obsession performs an action their skill check speed is decreased by 5/10/15%. If they fail their action their speed is decreased by 15/20/25% for all repair, healing and sabotage actions.
“It holds the truth.”
Royal Portrait - A portrait you had commissioned once you took the throne. It’s a tradition of the Romanesque family. The memories of your journey fill you with tremendous potential. Your actions no longer involve skill checks and survivors automatically take 1 stage of damage when successfully grabbed.
“Hang it in the hall with the rest of my families.”
Introducing: Sophia Romanesque
DLC: Royal Blood
Gender: Female
Age: 25
Role: Rightful Heir
Ethnicity: Romanian
Difficulty: Intermediate
Sophia Romanesque never imagined her life would turn out like this. Hiding in the shadows of the kingdom she was supposed to rule, helping the resistance against her alleged half-sister and keeping out of sight in order to live to see another day. When she was young she wanted for nothing but always put others first like it had been ingrained in her since childhood. That’s probably why she kept around her former personal servant who constantly tried to kill her. She knew she shouldn’t but she was always told to help others even at her own expense so she was nice and kind to her. No longer. Her loyalty is to the rebellion and all those who would see the usurper overthrown, and today should be the day. She wandered around the empty corridors she had used to traverse, headed toward the throne room and where her target lied but the corridors seemed to twist and turn with every step she took, but she would not let this deter her. Too many people counted on her killing the usurper for her to give up due to some vertigo and flashing lights. She kept traveling even as the corridors seemed to end and trees began to emerge. She saw a campfire in the distance and kept going. Maybe whoever is there can help her.
Sophia’s perks, Keep to the Shadows, Nobility, and For My people help her escape the wrath of the false ruler.
Keep to the Shadows - You’ll always be safe in the shadows. When crouching the killer’s aura reading abilities towards you are disrupted. If you stop crouching the perk ends.
“The shadows will protect me.”
Unique to Sophia Romanesque until Level 30, at which point its Teachable version can then be learned and taught to the other Survivors
Nobility - Nobility is not just a title. When you assist another survivor their aura becomes hidden for 4/5/6 seconds.
“A noble must always act noble, remember that Sophia.”
Unique to Sophia Romanesque until Level 35, at which point its Teachable version can then be learned and taught to the other Survivors
For My People - If it means they’ll live i don’t care if I don’t. If you are near a survivor and struck by the killer you become the killers obsession. Once the killer’s obsession your speed and healing is increased by 10%.
“My People need me and I shall not fail them.”
Unique to Sophia Romanesque until Level 40, at which point its Teachable version can then be learned and taught to the other Survivors
Sophia Romanesque is tall and fragile with pale skin. She has dark hazel eyes and choppy short brown hair. She wears skin-tight black tights, worn brown boots and a loose midnight blue blouse. She wears a dark grey scarf around her neck.
Writing Prompt
Every culture has two things in common; fried food and stabby things. You hope for the first but will probably get the second.
Person A: You know the old saying; rules are meant to be ignored.
Person B: No it’s rules are meant to be broken.
Person C: No your both wrong. It’s rules are meant to be followed.
Person A and B: What is wrong with you?
When you push someone to the edge don’t be surprised when they fall off.
FLAWED DICE GIVEAWAY
Hey guys! So I’ve been trying to cast dice and have some very pretty results but nowhere near selling quality or anything. I have a pressure pot on the way, but lots of people have expressed interest in the sets I’ve made so far so I’m doing a little giveaway!
This giveaway will go from WEDNESDAY, MAY 27 - WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10
I’m giving away one set here, and one set on Twitter! For seeing their shininess in action, you can view the vid I posted of the Tumblr set d20 here, and the vid I posted of the Twitter set d20 here!
These dice are imperfect! They have micro-bubbles on the surface of some, maybe not the best inking, maybe a chipped corner, but every die in the set is functional and rollable!
THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! -Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner! -One winner will be selected via Random.Org on June 10th
If you have a twitter, be sure to check out my other giveaway for that dice set as well! :D
Good luck and thank you guys for the OVERWHELMING Support and enthusiasm as I begin my dice-making journey!
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Awesome looking dice giveaway. Ends June 10th. Fingers Crossed.🤞
You ever look at photos of yourself as a child and think to yourself, I was such an ugly child.
Then you look at photos of yourself now and realize your still ugly just not as ugly.
Like instead of the ugly duckling into the beautiful swan you went from ugly duckling to slightly less ugly duck.
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
It must be done
