Lesbian who loves geese

Welcome to my mind it's just chaos here 

[sappho-knight]

the mood of the day is: want to kiss a girl!!!!

[geeseandgals]

Mood of my

[farmsuggestion]

farming tips

1 allow no bullshit (except literally

2 love your cow

3 shuck the corn

[geeseandgals]

4 honk your geese

[todaysbird]

the fact that chickens, who produce eggs for families and are fairly low-cost pets after initial expenses, are not allowed in many areas due to noise but dogs, who are considerably noisier and considerably more a risk to people are, is kind of ridiculous

[homeofhousechickens]

The banning of chickens in cities has definitely helped contribute to the creation of food deserts in said cities.

HOAs disallowing people to grow their own food is another example.

[great-and-small]

I recently read an article that argued against allowing chicken ownership in cities due to the fact that urban chicken owners might be more “ignorant of husbandry needs of chickens” and anyone could decide “on a whim” to purchase chickens 🙄

This is an absurd argument considering the VAST collection of extremely high-maintenance and fragile species that are freely available as pets without any concern for their husbandry requirements. It is incredibly easy to purchase a sugar glider or a chameleon on a whim, and both of these animals are far more difficult to keep happy than the sturdy chickens that humans literally domesticated thousands of years ago. Chickens are useful and personable animals that make great pets, and if you’re worried people won’t know how to care for them the solution is to improve education rather than thoughtlessly banning an animal that is actually a great option as a pet for low-income families. I would much prefer to see people choosing chickens as a pet over the dozens of high-maintenance and non-domesticated animals available at the corner pet shop.

[despazito]

there’s nothing barring you from bringing an endangered parrot into your home or even apartment that yells at <100db all day every day

However we had to convince my town that our 6 hens weren’t going to ruin our well (???) lmao. don’t worry you can dump pesticides on the same lawn and they won’t care.

[mellifexfarm]

I feel like its taken a pandemic to make some people (re lawmakers)  realize being able to grow your own food is absolutely necessary and that its absurd its illegal to do basic things like Have A Garden vs a lawn. or have backyard hens

anyway if you live in texas tell your representatives to vote yes for Texas House Bill 1686, which would make it legal for those on single family lots to grow fruits and veggies, and have 6 or less domestic fowl and/or 6 rabbits and/or 3 beehives EVEN IF they live under an HOA or municipality that doesn’t allow it

[todaysbird]

read the above again. you currently aren’t allowed to grow veggies. at your own home

[geeseandgals]

Chicken bans have never made sense to me I'm so glad I'm able to keep them

[thespamman24]

I’d rather die kneeling than die standing. It seems like a lot less effort. And I”m the kind of guy who prefers doing things a certain way.

[geeseandgals]

I'm sure you do alot of things kneeling

[valtsv]

everyone is too busy on their phones these days to earn the undying loyalty of a misunderstood beast by treating it with compassion and respect instead of fear

[geeseandgals]

The existence of geese summed up

[geeseandgals]

kill yourself

Already did, you're talking to a ghost

[thespamman24]

Today I saw a bald man eating a pickle and I said “That’s not something you see everyday.”

[geeseandgals]

Cannibalism

[todaysbird]

may you see a new bird every day of 2022 :)

[thespamman24]

Yes... I would like that very much.

[geeseandgals]

My only goals for 2022

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

The more people that aren't cis women that I kiss and am physically intimate with, the more I'm starting to feel that like. Idk how to articulate it but like. Idk cis women ain't ever touched me the ways that everyone else has. Cis women don't understand intimacy or something lol.

[geeseandgals]

Weird way to say you can't get any from one

[nflstreet]

[geeseandgals]

If someone is unable to unhinge their jaw and eat something whole they are not worthy of food

[hellomelancholic]

My god. There's been a horrible success at the accident factory.

[geeseandgals]

Oh no my factory, it's

[iamshawn]

The First Pride Flag

The first gay pride flag was made in 1978 by Glibert Baker, he refused to trademark it because he believed that the flag was a symbol for everyone that was apart of the LGBTQ+ community. The original flag had eight stripes, then brought down to seven due to unavailable pink fabric, and then finally brought down to six.

The flag is supposed to represent the diversity in the community and the spectrum of people's gender and sexuality.

The first is known as "Retro 8" made in 1978

The remade version because unavailable pink fabric (1978-79)

And then the one used from 1979 until now.

What do the colors represent? Well let's take a look shall we?

Hot pink - Sex

Red - Life

Orange - Healing

Yellow - Sunlight

Turquoise - Magic/Art

Indigo - Serenity/Harmony

Violet - Spirit

[geeseandgals]

So you're telling me gay people use to have magic and it was stolen from us

[thespamman24]

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

[geeseandgals]

The weird girl was me, she's still weird, she turned out to be a lesbian with a goose obsession

[nflstreet]

Cutting it close

[geeseandgals]

Imagine being able to keep up any habit like a normal person

[vanzander66]

Actually really pissed that

is banned. Like unless you’re me, how tf does this provoke anything explicit.

This is the kind of shit you see in dystopians and dystopians only.

[geeseandgals]

"Unless you're me " EXCUSE ME?

[mitchellsaturn]

pitch perfect movies + tumblr banned tags (insp.)

[geeseandgals]

Don't forget they are also #girl

[geeseandgals]

Geese don't even have bumps