[crunchlax]

tumblr makes you sign this pledge in order to use the site starting december 17th

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

[tamamita]

[gem-in-my-eye]

I logged back on for the first time in like 2 years just to see the memes about Tumblr burning itself to the ground.

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

[fuckyeahtattoos]

Family Ink Tattoo http://instagram.com/familyinktattoo

[hoodietae-archive-deactivated20]

[dennys]

The Meme Lords frown upon us, cursing us with a shortfall of 13%. Shouldst thou decide to sacrifice thyself and lead us to glory, can we meme forevermore.

Uh, please vote for us.

[theatreortheater]

everyone do this please 

[dennys]

yes listen to @bamilton everyone on this site please do this

[peace-full-mind]

I swear if the dennys Tumblr loses to that garbage tastemade page I’m gonna cry

[dennys]

no one wants you to cry @peace-full-mind no one. 

tumblr, we CAN NOT let facebook win

[bubblegumpurple7]

Come on guys, we can do this!

[dennys]

it…..is…..WORKING!!!!!!!!1

[elesbreee]

CMON YALL DO IT FOR DENNY’S

[tarargh]

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

[terriamon]

Open RP:

WHO DREW A DICK ON THIS MAP????

[satanicpornocultshop]

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

[ballerinaoftheopera-deactivated]

Dorothee Gilbert and Josua Hoffalt at Palais Garnier

[c3po]

u are NOT welcome to my twisted mind. KEEP OUT! it’s private

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[gigaguess-deactivated20181203]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND.

[alliseearegemsandimgoingmad-dea]

[kitsuunecrossing]

my heart omg

[whyberealistic]

darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

[whyberealistic]

fucked up face. wears a cape. super dramatic all the time

[werewolfenstein-deactivated2018]

First of all, how dare you…

[whyberealistic]

always enters rooms to his theme music. really likes choking people. clearly owns a shit ton of strobe lights and fog machines

[whyberealistic]

the Same™

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

I HATE THAT YOU ARE RIGHT FUCK

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said “I’m so sorry, I’ve gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless” and handed me the katana and I was like “yo what, I don’t care dude, go back to your work it’s fine” and he was like “THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE” and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like “YOU’RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW.” and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up

[bennyboxx]

Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names

[acidocasualidad]

[crosscoded-deactivated20231230]

THE RULES OF THIS DUEL WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

AS YOUR LIFE POINTS GO DOWN, SO DOES YOUR PLATFORM.

WHOEVER REACHES ZERO FIRST WILL MEET THE ELECTRIFIED WIRES SURROUNDING THIS ARENA

AND BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

[yearslateforyugiohshippings]

honestly the best thing I saw today