Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

(Previously awkwardmusicmajor/justsomechoirteacher) Is it a vocal warm up? A never ending scream of terror? A prolonged sigh of exhaustion? Who knows? I'm Liz I play music and make bad jokes: Singer, violinist, Anxiety ridden 25/7 24

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[ducksdontdraw]

Wistful painting for sale. Very real, not fake. No refunds.

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[dozydawn]

[caitlikescoffee]

[the-acid-pear]

[jennserr]

[amberkendslacy]

[giddy-goblin]

[stunningpicture]

A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds

[pardonmewhileipanic]

nature is brutal

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i’m proud of you for facing the days you really don’t want to face

[fleetadmiralsengoku234]

I don’t do it willingly

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i’m still proud of you for doing it

[normal-horoscopes]

GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSIS

[normal-horoscopes]

GIRL HELP WE ARE UNDERGOING MITOSIS

[normal-horoscopes]

GIRL HELP

GIRL HELP

[kosmogrl]

[skippyisntfunny]

[mathew]

[rosslynpaladin]

This stops being quite as "zany shitpost" and becomes "Accidental Performance art commentary on Accessibility" when you consider the vast number of people unable to sit upright or leave a bed, most or all the time. No you don't see us, we're in bed either all the time or when our conditions flare up and put us there regularly.

When i first saw this I thought, "HAH- too bad that's not a feasible thing, then I could go so many public places while still safely cushioned and laying down!"

...only then did I realize how many people would never see it that way.

[batbetbitbotbut]

(via @linguisticparadox)

[yellowcomics]

Not For Puppies

support me on patreon!

[ngk-they-said]

This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”

[everythingfox]

Sun and mood

(via)

[kosmogrl]

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[dragonofeternal]

Bob is made by Japanese artist Ahnitol! He holds pens! He comes in many colors!

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[exuberantocean]

In all fairness, it is his van right?