Just A Man Trying To Drown Himself In Fiction

☀️Marc🌙27☀️They/Them🌙Gemini

[achillesinhighheels]

[vamplire]

IT HURTS SO BAD

[queerofthedagger]

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

[nextchapter]

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

[songstone]

This is what happened right?

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[system-coded-skirmish]

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

[rosearosis]

I just love Armand cycling through prompts to see which one will stick.

I have been devoted to you for 52 years and diverted obstacles which might elevate your suffering?

Lestat lays with his mother, that could be some good documentary material?

I could teach you my cool powers? That's the one we're going for? Really?

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[abelko]

found you

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that