fun fact if your breasts are somewhere between a 36C-36D then they weight about the same as your brain
if you're above a D-cup you've probably got more boob than brain
DON'T I KNOW IT
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fun fact if your breasts are somewhere between a 36C-36D then they weight about the same as your brain
if you're above a D-cup you've probably got more boob than brain
DON'T I KNOW IT
but im a crepeâŠ. im some weird doughâŠ.
Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
I want a new character
Then make one.
moonlight sonata
an r/s christmas fic
On the way to Lupin Family Christmas, Sirius and Remus break up. What follows is several days of heartbreak, longing, and two boys trying to figure out where it all went wrong.
read on ao3!
THE EXCITEMENT I FEEL!!!!!
heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
Regulus: if you could meet anyone dead or alive. who would it be?
James: alive.
I JUST SCREAMED
laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you
me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!
along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!
its just you and i (here under the mistletoe)
(holiday sirius black/kingsley shacklebolt)
It was safer outside, quieter. Was it possible to love parties and hate them at the same time?
Kingsley's cheeks hurt from smiling all night long, his throat felt raw from all the talking above the music playing in the grand ballroom at the ministry. Everyone wanted an opportunity to speak with the Minister outside the context of an office; everybody had an idea or a elevator pitch to hand out, more comfortable now that there was mulled wine and champagne free of charge. As amusing as it was to sit in a room of sloshed politicians, pink in the face and slurring together arguments, even Kingsley had his limits.
An expert at ditching security detail.
An expert at having another glass of red wine behind the bushes, ignoring his fathers voice in the back of his mind.
One glass of wine, my son. No one wants to be the one who the rumors are about after a holiday party. Especially the Minister.
saw new users saying they don't block bots bc "they inflate follower count đ" and "what's the point" like who's gonna tell them (1) Noone cares about follower count and you can't even see it and (b) You have to bc they are using you to legitimize their dodgy links. They don't care about your aesthetic cat pics and lightning mcqueen fanfiction. They are using you.
I was almost at the end when I realized it might have sound. *chefs kiss*
Sirius: hey moons, can i copy your divination essay? Remus: what do I get in return? Sirius: Well I'd offer you my first-born child, but if all goes to plan that will be yours anyway. Remus: ...what? Sirius: you heard me.
"Oh u use they/them pronouns? but that's grammatically incorrect"
well im usually grammatically incorrect anyways so-
sirius gave remus a ride đ
By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.
I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
Itâs like a rainbowâŠof ugly.
Crying
*Calmly* âHere, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a masterââ
*Not so calmly* âHOLY CRAP, did youâ what the FUâ?!?!â
Here is a full playlist of all 25 âTrue Facts about xâ videos Ze Frank has ever made. Theyâre all just as fantastic as this one. Youâre welcome.
Please note that zefrank1 is still making these videos.