Concept for an extremely annoying play: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Afraid of Virginia Woolf
(The inside of an Elizabethan house, unaccountably full of midcentury modern furniture and bottles of modern liquor, including a full drinks cart)
ROS: "This is a sorry sight." Hey, what's that from? "This is a sorry sight."
GUIL: How would I know what...
ROS: Aw, come on! What's it from? You know...
GUIL: Rosencrantz...
ROS: WHAT'S IT FROM, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?
GUIL: What's what from?
ROS: I just told you, I just did it. "This is a sorry sight." Hunh? What's it from?
GUIL: I haven't the faintest idea what...
ROS: Dumbbell! It's from some goddamn Shakespeare play...some goddamn historical tragedy...

















