Suggestions from a Party God

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[u3pxx]

if you are transgender i love you so much lets keep living forever

[lord-kitschener]

Me texting my friends on Friday afternoon

[hemoglobines-deactivated2013092]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[longnuts]

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes

[ewaneneollav]

Bad Dragon should make dildos so small that they form a fine grain

[liluzimakivert]

[bonequest]

[kushblazer666]

[schzunabe]

TRANSMASCS. GO OUTSIDE NOW!

[soup-mother]

Why do people ask "This is satire, right?" rather than just "this is a joke, right?". Not everything is satire. Satire requires having little goat feet. And my feet are notably fins.

[moffpup]

gay sex

[choked2death-deactivated2026020]

this is dry humping weather tho

[owner4mutt]

I'm going to (remembers kms jokes are bad for my mental health) JERK OFF!!!

[dionysus-suggestions]

Nothing like showering a little tipsy and bald. I feel like a statue in a rainforest lol