Time For The Charm Bomb To Explode.

We’re simmers, not sinners.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[crustyclarinet]

what even are any of these “alternative sites to tumblr in case it dies” everyone’s suggesting like i’ve never heard of any of these in my life do you really expect me to create an account on babar the elephant dot com or some shit and follow you there

[01101010-01100100]

bethesda games is the same

merchant: take a look at my wares

me: let me take a look

merchant: take a look

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[goonsoftheweb]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Denying aliens exist, Is like dipping a cup in the ocean and then saying Whales don’t exist because they are not in the cup.

[blurchur]

First day of life up until 6th grade 

Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School

Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that

Slowly it started growing back and then….

I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)

At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT

A year on HRT

Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.

[blurchur]

Update:

2 years since my coming out 

2 years on hrt

2.3 years on hrt

2 and a half years on hormones 

[blurchur]

Its been a while since I’ve done an update so here it goes

At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I’m thriving. 

These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Women’s Month)

During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.

I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and I’m loving life more than I ever thought I would. 

[blurchur]

Lil mini update!! It’s my 5 years on hormones and I think that’s quite the milestone to be proud of so here’s some pics since the last update.

Can’t wait to see how the next 5 years go!

[vorchagirl]

I will always reblog this post. It’s so heartwarming.

[emo-and-dumb]

:000

[bi-kisses]

ahhh fuckit I might as well say it. OP, despite being a great example of how life gets better and that you can achieve your goals and dreams, is part of the ‘queer’ camp. I don’t think that demeans her post or her experiences but I just thought I’d let you guys know.

- she thinks non dysphorics are trans

- she uses ‘queer’ unironically and says ‘LGBTQ+’

- she thinks that the term ‘femme’ is just a word for any feminine ‘queer’ person

I’m happy for OP’s transition and think they look amazing. Just needed to put this out there

[blurchur]

Can confirm I believe these things whole heartedly

[blurchur]

So what’s your genitalia situation like?

There’s just a fire-breathing dragon down there

[i-am-a-fish]

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

[hasenpfefferbouillon]

i stack the reverse in blue. you may now resume scrolling downward.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh thank goodness

[blurchur]

I was Stevonnie for Halloween because I, too am an experience.

[bow-down-ugly-sinners]

me: gets hurt

brain: makes pain chemical

me: oh that feels good

brain: wait no-

[crossguild]

why are jason’s only solutions for any problem either ‘molotov cocktail’ or ‘marriage’

[nbjanet]

Most people: fight or flight

Jason Mendoza: fight or fuck

[sairayesha]

He’s got the the face of a Greek god and the problem solving ability of one too

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

got mugged at Claire’s

[thecommonchick]

YAS! 🙌

[blackberryshawty]

This is like… so rude

[cispeopletexting]

Not a text but... had a fantastically creepy Uber ride today where the driver found out I was trans and then started asking me what gender I’m into and if I’m interested in sex and what’s the last time I had sex with a guy and just on and on getting more invasive and it culminated in him asking for my number and me saying no... just before I got out of the car. Made me feel like a piece of meat.

Grossss. I hope you reported him, that’s totally inappropriate.

[daily-showerthoughts]

With 17 deaths in a population of more than 5.25 million, hurricane Florence might have saved lives over the past three days due to the lack of regular traffic accidents because of people staying put in their house