Adventure Journal

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[anime--irl]

Anime_irl

[badjokesbyjeff]

I named my dog “5 miles” so I could say “I walked 5 miles”

But today, I ran over 5 miles

[erykah-budew]

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

[patina-millers-biceps]

That’s just Starlight Express

[hyrodium]

Platonic Solids and its nets.

[squareallworthy]

They’re doing crunches. You know, to stay in shape.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[rashemibabe]

thats creepy

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

[snakebitcat]

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

[theangrypomeranian]

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

[sophies-sideshow-deactivated201]

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

[simonalkenmayer]

Abuse begins with insecurity

[colt-kun]

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

[awesomlyautistic]

Let’s see how many followers I will lose over this! 🙃

[emeraldbirdcollector]

This is a serious red flag for abuse. If any person you date, of whatever gender or no gender, tries to separate you from your friends and family, and deny you any life outside of them, run as fast as you can. There is no way to have a healthy relationship with those sorts of rules. Period.

[dankmemeuniversity]

ik it’s not a meme but it’s v important and this applies to dogs (or any pet, really) too obviously

[deafgaming]

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

[star-temeraire]

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

[catchymemes]

[hamburgeroisie]

I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies

[metalgirlysolid]

its called Color Theory and we been knew. “Art is subjective” but there are certain “rules” you can follow to make things more appealing in a subconscious/subliminal kind of way.

once you see it, you cant unsee it.

[greenvelvetchaise]

I can’t believe there are only 9 movies

[aleatorietadellesistenza]

There are only 9 genders and they are:

Orange and blue action hero

Red dress damsel

Foggy straight couple

Lone guy with sword

Couple leaning on eachother

Eye

Blurry thriller Cop

Sexy Legs™

Orange and black action hero

[eternal-fractal]

There are two types of people in the world. People who are alive, and people who are dead. And i intend to make you the third type of person.

[14brooms]

- Victor Frankenstein, addressing his monster before bringing him to life

[eternal-fractal]

Finally, a good comment on this post

[saywhat-politics]

‘I was stunned by the business’: Fast food CEO says profits soared after minimum wage hike

The head of Wetzel's Pretzels was worried an increase in the minimum wage would lower profits for the company.

And then something amazing happened…

[randaness]

surprising everyone, except for people who make at or near minimum wage and anyone who understands economics

[withoutmalice]

Literally what every millennial has been asking for for years Of course your fucking business does better when everyone has more money in their pockets When we have don’t have the money to spend, we can’t fucking spend it, who’d have thunk?

[gemstone-gynoid]

More money flowing means more money flowing. Surprising.

[scloutier]

Economically, the most useless people are the ones who have money and won’t spend it, not the ones who don’t have it and MUST spend it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

reblogging again for that last important fact

[untitled41636]

This is one of those articles where I want to be like “water is fucking wet” but I know there are so many people who will not acknowledge this shit until they hear it from the people they’ve been trained to trust by capitalism.

So it’s entirely a necessary article. It really is. There’s a huge audience for whom these kinds of articles are necessary. It’s good to have them, and to spread them. The writers were right to write it and the publishers right to publish it. Information is power, and having more easy and accessible stories like this from people that broad audiences find immediately trustworthy or authoritative.

But also WATER IS FUCKING WET.

[saltydorkling-deactivated202503]

also like… if you pay your workers well, SURPRISE, they’ll work better! go figure, when we feel respected we care more about our jobs holy shit! amazing!

[elfwreck]

If everyone making minimum wage is now making a bit more… they  have MORE MONEY to spend on your products!

If your products are aimed at minimum-wage workers, a min-wage hike will help you a lot.

The economy works better when there’s more money going through it. Billions sitting in bank accounts do nothing to help the economy. Gates, Musk, and Bezos are nothing but hoarders who are damaging the US economy.

[teenscoolest]

[memescomedy]

[genericclairebear]

would you rather have Jeffree Star puke in your mouth and make you swallow it or have Shane Dawson make you eat his ass out while he took a runny shit?

Hmmm... I’ll take you getting a life and not taking things so seriously you send disgusting messages to people for funsies because somebody in makeup made your feelings go boo-boo

Like. It’s makeup.

Calm down.

[genericclairebear]

How Many I Wonder

How many people are being themselves and how many are chanting that they’re being “true” are really just covering up all their insecurity with Netflix nights shrouded in fluffy blankets, insta perfect outfits and a hobby they fee only meh about?

[melonmemes]

Hide ur girl…