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Ted Lasso + no context

you know what i think really slaps? the fact that every generation of teens online have grown up with personality quizzes. when i was a teen we had quizilla. before the rise of buzzfeed they were ubiquitous in magazines and a bunch of sites had flash personality quizzes that played like games. now we have uquiz. entire chunks of the internet might be getting phased out someday but on god we have our right to find out which fruit best represents our personality

slutdge

vixvigil

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

utopians

fighting for my Fucking life trying to click the play button on 123movies

cannibaltree

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

lilbunnypaws

hi! reminder that i'm happy you're alive and here and survived everything you've endured. look around- you made it. you may have some bumps and scrapes and none of us are perfect, but you are so resilient and powerful in all your efforts. thank you for surviving. i love you!

conarcoin

How

badmccideas

bad mcc idea: mcc but it’s in real life

wilbursoot-updates

Wilbur asked Phil a question in his TTS!

nickandros

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

secifosseluce

bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform

officer: you. you don’t really have to do that

officer: you literally have a concussion

nickandros

good morning to this person’s dad only

rylandsgrace

#No thoughts, only Sam Obisanya in his blue suit

kamillahn

blackstarising

i'm literally processing everything in the entire wrong order but goodness i will be thinking about The Hug™ the entire week especially because it was played ENTIRELY straight. jamie didn't even try to put up a fight. roy didn't make a shitty quip about how this thing doesn't leave the locker room. we see a young man's grief and pain and rage and sadness and we see the narrative allow him to be held and comforted without a second thought and !!!!!!!!!!!