Gengar114

All about me.... *Ahem*.... DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS. Anyways, all joking aside, I'm an avid fan of Pokemon, How to Train Your Dragon, and Dragons in general. My favorite...

[brown-lesbian]

okay, so i’m not sure if everyone heard of what happened on the bachelor vietnam a few weeks back, but basically one contestant professed her love for another one on national TV:

at first, after the contestant minh thu professed her love for the other contestant truc nhu, they walked out of the show together:

but apparently afterwards, the bachelor quoc trung met up with truc nhu and convinced her to remain on the show, which pretty much broke hearts everywhere:

BUT i just found out that minh thu and truc nhu are officially together as a couple!!!

twentygayteen just keeps on giving!!!!

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

This is my favorite thing ever.

[kiyye]

GOD IS A WOMAN AND HER NAME IS FLORENCE WELCH

[homiu-l]

Oops here my hands go again

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20

me:

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[vultureculturecoyote-deactivate]

I had a dream recently...

That I was out playing pokemon go, and people all over the world had started seeing this new pokemon popping up. Like out of nowhere this little thing started appearing occasionally. No word from Nyantic or The Pokemon Company about when or why they had released it. The pokemon was called “sleepytired” and it looked like this.

And you couldn’t catch it, the ball would just go straight through it. People were data mining and shit trying to figure out how to catch this thing but they couldn’t. Eventually they would just have to give up and leave the encounter.  After a few weeks of people reporting sightings of it, and no word from Nyantic, some creepy shit started happening…

What started happening was, if you entered an encounter with a “sleepytired” with the AR on it would manifest in the real world. But it wouldn’t do anything. It would just float there, watching. 

So people being curious started doing this whenever they could, and these things would just manifest and stay there. Obviously this was causing problems because these things would just be floating menacingly in local parks and in the local McDonald. And they couldn’t be moved, because anyone who tried to move them or touch them would be struck by sudden, intense, chronic fatigue that seemingly had no cure. 

The last part of the dream I remember was watching a news broadcast telling people that pokemon go was now illegal, and to avoid touching or disturbing the creepy little things that are now just about everywhere.

[meleedamage]

CRYING OVER DICK.

[meleedamage]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how are there so many of these?

[meleedamage]

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

[meleedamage]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

[meleedamage]

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dinuguan]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE WHILE CRYING PROFUSELY* THIS KIND OF BEAUTIFUL CONTENT IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANT ON MY DASH!

[gurobob]

I drew another T-shirt! :D I just really like tardigrades;;;

[kingcheddar]

Honnōji Academy Elite Four, Kill la Kill (2013)

[harold-shes-lesbian]

lesbian speed dating can get wild

[harold-shes-lesbian]

as a lesbian who is finally getting more out into the dating scene and interacting w/more lesbians im here to tell you this is actually…. so.. accurate…. we really b like this…

[pr1nceshawn]

What A Great Idea!

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

[cooltoy101-deactivated20210309]

Big Dave

[stickyfrogs]

The Hand is here! Where is Voigt’s dinner? GUMBY IS HERE ALSO

[bettagal]

This video is so wholesome.

[laughterkey]

fregs

[honted]

just made toast, 4/10 would’ve been better without the cheap jumpscare at the end

[androginking]

When You First Come Out w/ @toomuchducky

[oisynbly]

Let her have the gayke!

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

This is so cute and nice

[whereshadowsthrive]

Please google crocodile skinks

I love them 

[z-paladin]

Small and loving dragons with hoards of friends

[vah-siara]

Well fuck you too goat!

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[grotesquekaleidoscope]

heS SO ANGRY