The Adventures of Me

Afton Tock||20 years old||Entirely too obsessed with dragons

[georgeharrisonsthighs]

I have two choices in life: puke constantly, or have gas bad enough that I've been burping for literally five minutes straight

[drakebarmitzva]

sweet dreams are

who am i to

[georgeharrisonsthighs]

wow I left my bathroom-home for half an hour and it was awful. 0/10 don't recommend. I'm staying here till they kick us out

[georgeharrisonsthighs]

getting wine drunk and hiding in the bathroom is queer culture

[thatmightyheart]

halloweenish icons! the hubs attempting to cosplay each other :)c

free to use wherever, some credit somewhere visible would be nice, ty

also available as stickers on my redbub here!

[georgeharrisonsthighs]

also sorry to everyone who forgot they were following me and didn't mean to be still paying attention to my disaster ass, I'm gay and winedrunk so therefore: shitposting

[georgeharrisonsthighs]

hi i live in the bathroom of this event hall now ama

[catsuggest]

pls evorybody

donot argue at the dinner table

im tryinge to enjoy my gnocchi

[speedyprincedaze-deactivated202]

May I have the recipe?

[catsuggest]

ingredientes:

2½ pound russet potatome

1¼ cup all-purpose flour

2 teaspoon solt

1 œuf

4 tablespoon butter

2 ounce pormoseown

24 hams leaves

instructiones

step 1: cook

[glassanmals]

glassanimals: look at those eyebrows. some say they were sculpted at the gates of heaven by the angel of michaelangelo himself. @joeseaward - this year you’ve made an incredible and miraculous recovery. you’ve learned how to walk and talk and drum again. saying i’m proud of you is an understatement. big big love and HAPPY BIRTHDAY (…see you in like 5 mins) x

[biscuitsarenice]

Jamelia: Embrace Your Roots [x]

[ask-doktor-marceline]

I love this, this is beautiful

[snailtongue]

[worm-suggestion]

Mather and daughter

[arcticsuggestions]

is it scurvy? is it lead? is it tuberculosis? is it the crippling loneliness? who knows we’re all dying

[bro-stoevsky]

millennial burnout or doomed victorian arctic expedition

[georgeharrisonsthighs]

literally the only thing I want is for my partners to not put up with their partners hating me. Is that really too much to ask??

[rogue-bard]

During the first support-group meeting for angels in love with someone of a species that is forbidden since it's supposed to be below them:

Aziraphale: So... What are you doing here?

Castiel: My human is difficult.

Aziraphale: A human! Lucky you.

[quicksilvertongue]

ya know, i dont care if this is cheesy or cringe or whatever, but Crowley's character in Good Omens resonates very deeply with me as a queer exvangelical and i just had to say it

[queen-susans-revenge]

Oh thank goodness somebody already made this I was starting to feel like maybe I’d have to

[georgeharrisonsthighs]

ur not punk if ur parents bought u a condo -_-