django rupaul

they pls

[papasmoke]

i hate wizards

[papasmoke]

fuck all wizards

[papasmoke]

nothing bad is going to happen to me over this post because wizards have no power over me

[papasmoke]

[evilwizard]

sent that Fool to the Dream Realm

[dateagirlwhosweird]

date a girl who teleports around the room erratically when she gets anxious

[konosubaette]

wait so just an endermen

[dateagirlwhosweird]

date an enderman

[heyitskasagain-deactivated20200]

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

[marissaai]

its the Grape

[koracs]

It's Dionysus

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

[pokeyscrypt]

Enchanting her weapon

[cosed]

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

[cosed]

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

[schell199826]

Wаnnа liск Santa pussy? Cliск 0n tехt!

[cosed]

real shit?

[snoopingasusualisee]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

We have 12 years to establish ecosocialism before complete climate crisis everyone who’s with me

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Can I just say I reblogged this before the react image loaded so I was unaware that this was it. I’m sorry y’all

[henbayne]

do you ever have a good url just to flex on 90% of tumblr users

[homestuck]

no

[homofungus-deactivated20190930]

yes

[swarnpert]

Dark Sarah Barelles

Im Going To Write You A Hate Song

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[gaybullterrier]

From 2011-2017 the gays didn’t say anything

[badfey]

stephen universe fans b like this:/

[doublepunishedtradchad-deactiva]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

a waitress could slit my throat and I’d still tip 15% i dont know how her day’s been yknow?

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

i hear your responses and i just wanna say obviously i usually tip at least 20 like im not an animal! but to be completely fair she did kill me 

[paper-mario-wiki]

furries dont use 🍆 they use 💄

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

If someone could explain this to me in as much detail as possible id appreciate it!

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

this post is the last straw

[willfosho-deactivated20210729]

[stevieofhouseatreides]

sooo who’s gonna say it?

[sperciphecles]

WHHHHHYYYYYYY???????!!!!!

[blissarcheopteryx]

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

I’M IN TEARS 

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

me in dnd: i roll a joint. got a 7

dm: small fire

[georgevoreman]

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*

my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-

me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.