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Vending machine I feel like it’d be sloshy
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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todays bird

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hello vonnie
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Funniest substance for a wizard to accidentally transmute all inanimate matter in a five-meter cube into – go.
Vending machine I feel like it’d be sloshy
fuck it make it uhhh
6%
13%
28%
53%
They tried -_-
tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate
kick pythagoras out
cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero
ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)
any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second
Bro they’ve been using sercuity guards as subs due to the teaching crisis and it’s the funniest shit
I… yes
And for a third of the price :)
98% sure all my followers are porn bots so yknow I would say things are going well
hey y’all I just found the sloppiest, wettest sounding bass patch I’ve ever heard. here you go
You’ve heard of prague rock? This is frog rock
my dude thought prog rock was prague rock
I used to think it was Prague rock too before I saw it written down. Solidarity w sameoldgeo RIP brother in arms
WAIT IF ITS NOT PRAUGE ROCK THEN WHATS PROG MEAN?!??!??!!
Me: Okay, itch.io’s recommendation algorithm has a pretty good track record for video games for me, but how well does it work for tabletop RPGs?
itch.io: *very first item on the recommendation list is a game written entirely in French whose title card is a pencil sketch of a dwarf kicking another dwarf in the nuts*
Me: You know what? Fair enough.
Speaking of the algorithm whenever I listen to music I am relentlessly given an unskipable yaoi ad with audio of a guy getting whipped it kinda kills the vibe
date a girl who sounds exactly like the voice in your head, everything you've wanted to be or who you've always been running from, she knows it all (and speaks anyway)
Is she just mute for people who don’t have voices in their heads
A heartbreaking realization
is the world a fucking shiny golden plank
If snakes were wide instead of long.
the snake equvialent of flounders
[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
This post is a joy and a delight.
this is the energy
Okay I HAD to do this was just perfect
this could be a book and i would probably read it