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OK BUT UGH WHEN ALL U WANT TO DO IS READ BEDTIME SMUT BUT YOUR PARENTS WONT LEAVE THE ROOM 💀
Professor: Guys, how do we explain French?
Gryffindor: It’s Spanish, but spoken in cursive.
Hufflepuff: You got 11 letters, you pronounce 4 of them.
Slytherin: Latin, but make it fashion.
Ravenclaw: Learn to speak spanish. Now learn italian. Subtract the spanish from the italian. You are left with french.
Slytherin: Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce the only vowels you see.
Gryffindor: Gargling, but with air
Beauxbaton:
Hufflepuff: I made a plush doll version of you.
Slytherin:
Hufflepuff: So you can learn to take care of yourself.
Hufflepuff: *tucking the Slytherin doll into bed for a good night’s sleep*
Hufflepuff: What Slytherin doesn’t know can’t hurt them.
Alexa, play voodoo doll by 5SOS !
sexual tension prompts
loving reminder that "my muse" is the person reblogging the meme and "your muse" is your muse! if you want to reverse these, add a +, like so: [ PIN ] + and the roles will switch! these prompts are inspired by THIS MEME! they're designed for all muses, regardless of whether they've interacted before or not!
[ PIN ] : your muse pins my muse against a wall.
[ HANDS ] : our muses' hands touch. (anything from grazing past or the hand holding content we all deserve.)
[ GAZE ] : your muse watches my muse from across a crowded room.
[ GUIDE ] : in order to guide my muse, your muse presses a hand against the small of their back.
[ INVITE ] : your muse asks mine into a private room with nobody else present.
[ TOUCH ] : our muses touching one another discreetly but intimately in a public setting.
[ LICK ] : your muse licks something from their thumb or lips in front of my muse.
[ SLEEVES ] : your muse rolls up their sleeves to reveal their forearms.
[ SMIRK ] : while interacting with my muse, your muse can't resist a smirk.
[ NECKLACE ] : your muse fastens a necklace around my muse's neck.
[ CLOSE ] : our muses are in a position which leads to your muse stepping intimately closer to my muse.
[ UNBUTTON ] : due to heat or stress or other reasons, your muse unbuttons the top of their shirt to reveal their neckline.
[ DANCE ] : our muses dance together in close quarters.
[ DEFEND ] : your muse intervenes between my muse and a source of unwanted attention.
[ TEXT ] : your muse texts intimate content to my muse.
[ PHONE ] : while on the phone with my muse, your muse flirts teasingly during the call.
[ BEHIND ] : unexpectedly, your muse arrives close to my mind from behind, taking them by surprise.
[ WET ] : our muses find one another in a torrential downpour of rain, both soaking wet.
[ LEAN ] : your muse leans tantalisingly close to my muse to retrieve something or catch their attention.
[ LOOK ] : your muse initiates intense eye contact with my muse.
[ ALONE ] : our muses find one another alone in an isolated setting.
[ ASK ] : your muse asks my muse if they're single.
[ WHISPER ] : your muse leans close to my muse's ear in order to whisper something to them.
[ BRUSH ] : your muse reaches forward to brush a strand of my muse's hair from their eyes.
[ STEADY ] : your muse steadies my muse by placing their hands on their waist when my muse almost falls against them.
[ SMILE ] : your muse begins to grin at something my muse is saying, like a big unstoppable grin.
[ PULL ] : your muse pulls my muse into their side as they're walking together.
red cheeks and sunsets
Pairing: George Weasley x reader
Word count: 1.8k
Summary: George has been pining over Y/N for far too long and Fred decides to give his twin a little push.
A/N: I love reading about Georgie so I thought I’d get back into writing and write a really fluffy oneshot about my fav. I hope you like it, I’m a bit rusty but if you wanna request anything please do :)) love you all
“Seriously George, do you realise how creepy you’re being right now. You’ve been staring at the poor gal for 10 minutes.” Fred’s voice brings George out of his trance, okay it might have been the carrot Fred threw which hit George right in the forehead.
“I’m not staring” George mumbles, tearing his eyes away from Y/N reluctantly and at his dinner.
“No of course you’re not” the other twin states with an eye roll.
George can’t help it you see; the staring, the daydreaming, the embarrassing stuttering and nerves he feels whenever she is near or even in the same room as him. The redhead has had an immense crush on Y/N L/N for a year, too scared to say or do anything about it. No that he hasn’t tried to let her know about his feelings but each time he’s stood in front of her he is unable to speak and forgets everything prior to that moment, it’s a wonder he hasn’t passed out during his attempts. As soon as George looks into her eyes, those breath-taking, incredible eyes, nothing else registers in his brain. How can one be expected to think when looking as something so beautiful?
🎉best friends to lovers with George Weasley?
as a basic lover of fluff, this concept sounds so cute haha
The Contest [G.W]
description: you and George make a bet to see who can last the longest without giving in to sex, which leads to several plans of seduction.
pairing: George Weasley x Reader
word count: 3.2k
warnings: 18+, smut, language, oral sex, teasing
a/n: I wanted to write something with lots and lots of teasing and this is what I came up with. The general concept is from the Seinfeld episode titled The Contest. I don’t write a lot of smut so I hope you all enjoy this!
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“Love, you can’t be serious…” he spoke.
“I just think it might make things a little more special on our wedding night.”
“Oh we will have incredible, mind-blowing sex on our wedding night. I don’t think we need to be chaste for that to happen.”
You took a deep breath and decided to change your tactic.
“You can’t do it, can you? You can’t give up having sex with me.”
“Pfffft,” he scoffed, “I’m really looking out for you. I don’t want you to go through the agony of not being able to have me whenever you want.”
“Mmm…see I think I would be fine.”
“You would be begging for me after a couple of days.”
“If you’re so sure, let’s make this a little more interesting. Let’s see who gives in to sex first.”
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just friends
“i keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk” w george?
@m00nsail0r Hey~👋😊 Did you have fun driving around and listening to Reputation?😁🎶 What did you think of it? I really need to make time and give it a listen.. Also, if the “friends or more” prompt is still going on, would you mind writing one for our dearest George and “We would make a pretty good couple”? Thanks~🙏😌
genre: romance, humor
warnings: making out, PG-13 things, etc.
ship: george weasley x reader, fred weasley x lee jordan
word count: 1.2K
description: george and his friend, Y/N discuss their friendship– where they’ve both been denying their feelings for each other for so long that they start to believe it.
SONGSPIRATION
You let out a long sigh of content, as you leant back on the couch, against George’s chest. Normally at this point you’d both be sipping on whisky, but George had run out in his flask and neither of you felt like going out.
He was leaning backwards, the small of his back against the arm rest of the couch and his legs sprawled out against the length of the ugly green felted piece of furniture. “This couch is rather ghastly, Georgie.”
George chuckled and murmured against your hair, “You say that every time you’re here.” when you turned yourself around so his chest was against yours while you straddled his waist you gave him a grin and he let out a sigh.
“What now, Y/N? I’m a bit too knackered out for whatever mischief you’re planning.” he scooted himself down farther so his head was on the armrest as if it were a pillow, and you were straddling his ribs.
You snickered, “Should you buy me dinner first before we get into this position?”
“You are the one who climbed on top of me.” he said laughing and patting your hip, “If you don’t like it then move somewhere else, woman!”
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Weasley headcanons:
I’ve had two glasses of wine and I have a lot of feels so here’s a bunch headcanons about the twins that I’ve gathered over some time in no particular :
Fred:
- Fred can hold his liquor surprisingly well. When the twins started to get into drinking, they did what any teenager who wanted to feel rebellious did: they snuck out during the summer holiday and went to the nearest place that sold alcohol, ageing potions at the ready, and got positively smashed (Bill may or may not have helped them with this whenever he visited) however, contrary to his twin, Fred would be really good at pretending to be sober, mostly because he knows his limit and knows how to navigate, even Molly can’t see through him most of the time, unlike George. Fred finds this hilarious. George hates it.
- Fred is a very intense lover. That sounds gross, it’s not really. He’s just very very very passionate. We’re talking he will spot you from a mile away and this is good because you will have plenty of time to brace yourself for the flash of ginger running towards you as fast as he can in order to hug you, preferably as tightly as he can.
- When that is said, Fred is extremely insecure, beneath it all. He’s boisterous and loud and confident on the outside but if you get to know him well enough, you’ll find that he’s constantly doubting himself and his choices, mostly he thinks sometimes he’s too rash because let’s be honest, he knows how bold he is; it’s a conscious choice. This insecurity is doubled whenever he has a crush, he’ll want to go even further, in order to impress you, as to distract you from the way his hands shake and his eyes dance whenever you’re near him.
- Fred Weasley will always try to harmonize when people are singing the happy birthday song/ Christmas carols, can he sing? that is up to you. He actually once got his siblings to try and harmonize with him, unfortunately, none of them can sing very well, and none of them bothered to co-ordinate so that Christmas one could hear five Weasley siblings all trying to hit the same high note and failing to do so.
- Fred does not wake up until at least 2 pm. I repeat: He does not wake up. Is he in a coma??? Scientists are still baffled with this boy’s sleep behaviour.
- On that note, Fred used to sleepwalk until he was 15. Scared the living hell out of Lee a good few times before he realised what was going on.
- Fred is very very protective about his family, whether it’s Arthur, George, Ron or Ginny: The boy will attack if you insult his family.
- Fred (and George) is very strong, like fucking s t r o n g. I’m trying to tell you he will lift you at any opportunity, cause he can so why not?
- Fred adores his partners’ laugh, he strives to hear it at least once a day.
- When Fred kisses, he kisses your lips until they’re blue, he loves it when you kiss him. It’s like the whole world fades away and he’s alone with you and only you.
- Fred has two ticklish spots, it’s on his hip and his neck.
- Fred goes big or goes home, and going home is not an option for him so when it comes to asking someone out, you can expect fireworks, bewitched paintings serenading you and a massive banner hung from the astronomy tower, preferably all three at the same time, if he can manage.
- Fred is loud in bed, he can’t help it, you’re just that good.
George:
- George, as established, cannot hold his liquor as well as Fred. Some (Ginny) may even say that he’s straight-up bad at it. He tends to drink too much too fast (it’s hard when you have a sweet tooth and most alcohol is sweet) which results in some funny endeavours and a hardy hangover the next morning.
- George is really good at impressions, he can do just about anyone and will happily do impressions of people, even if it’s unprompted, later on in life, George uses this talent to annoy his kids constantly.
- George is the more well-read of the twins, he enjoys a good book and finds that in literature, the greatest sources of inspiration wait.
- George is gentler when it comes to all kinds of physical contact (unless you rile him up, or if he’s really angry, Malfoy can vouch for that) generally, he’ll hold his significant other like they might break if he squeezes too hard, the only time this doesn’t apply is if he hasn’t seen his so in a while, in that case, he will hug you so tightly, he might just lift you off of the ground.
- George’s favourite things in the world are sweets, the joke shop, Fred, and your smile.
- George is a crier, not that there’s anything wrong with that, I’m just saying that if you put on a Disney movie, bring some tissues.
- George Weasley bounces his leg constantly and he will. not. stop. for anyone.
- George’s favourite time of day is right before he goes to sleep when he gets to have whispered conversations with you about anything and everything.
- George will physically wrap himself around you if he can, so if you’re lying beside him, expect to stay there until he wakes up and removes his dang legs.
- George has three types of laughs: Polite, chuckle and the wheeze™
- George would spend all the money in the world on his family if he could, so he always buys the best gifts at Christmas and birthdays (also anniversaries ;))
- George likes to show his affection through little gestures and touches, he’ll move a piece of your hair out of the way, he’ll place his hand on yours whenever it’s resting on a table, he’ll lean in and kiss your cheek or temple softly, most of the time you can tell how much he cares just by the way he looks at you.
- George is sometimes eerily quiet in bed, only sometimes he’ll let out a choked “fuck”. He also can’t help it, when he’s with you he’s just at a loss for words.
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I could go on forever about these boys but I’ll hold it here for now lol
Don’t Call Me Kid (G.W.)
Pairing: George Weasley x Reader
Summary: When her soulmate’s name appears on her wrist on her twentieth birthday, (Y/n)’s heart stings with betrayal when she finds out who it is.
Word count: 2.6k
Warnings: Angst
As the clock slowly ticked towards midnight on the eve of your twentieth birthday, you couldn’t help but feel edgy. Your nerves were tingling and your stomach churned at the thought of what would be revealed on your wrist the moment you turned twenty. It wasn’t that you didn’t want to find out who your soulmate was; you just had no idea who it could be.
There was no one in your life who you felt a strong connection to. No one that gave your stomach the little tug that your parents so fondly described when they told you the story of how they met. And no one had revealed to you that you were their soulmate. You had always hoped that your soulmate was older than you. And that they would find you before you had to anxiously await for a name to be seared into your flesh. But no one had come forward yet. So you went with the assumption that you didn’t know your soulmate.
Of course, there was one person who you had always hoped it would be. It was your best friend’s older brother, George. It was a schoolgirl kind of crush, one that had you writing his last name on your school work and blushing every time he merely looked your way. As a child, you had followed him around like a lost puppy, fantasizing about your name adorning his wrist. But it wasn’t the case. His twentieth birthday had been years ago. You remembered the day very clearly.
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George Weasley Headcanons
Hey guys! I couldn’t just put up Fred headcanons and leave George out. So, here they are. My handful of things that I like to imagine make up George. Also please validate me on these.
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George was insanely sensitive as a child and could cry at the drop of a hat. Like any strong emotion would end up manifesting as tears.
He’s still a sensitive boy but hides it well.
However, he will 100% cry if he sees you crying.
As a kid, Molly let him help her cook precisely one time, and he managed to blow up the pot on the stove. While he wasn’t badly hurt, he ended up with a scar on his chin that most people wouldn’t notice unless they looked for it.
He talks to himself when he’s super focused on something.
Sometimes he sings himself through tasks that are giving him troubles.
Absolutely loves playing guitar, but if anyone asks him to play for them, he’ll actually throw it out the window to get out of it.
Sleeps odd hours and can sleep anywhere.
His favorite places to sleep are armchairs, under the kitchen table, and sprawled out on top of you so you can’t move.
Molly used to read him love stories as bedtime stories when he just couldn’t get to sleep, and now he’s a hopeless romantic but awkward about it.
Like he’ll plan super sweet, romantic dates in his head. Please let him take you on them.
He’s actually deeply insecure because he sees himself as the less important twin.
Loves it when you kiss his hands.
Has a scarily convincing American accent.
When he was little and just learning to ride a broom, he ran into a tree and got stuck in it for like two hours before one of his brothers found him.
He’s way shyer than he’d ever let on, but it’s easy to tell when you get him flustered.
He had a pretty mild stutter when he was little, and now it only shows up when he’s super embarrassed about something.
Also, can’t stop talking when he’s embarrassed.
Then he gets more embarrassed and stutters harder, and it becomes a vicious cycle until someone stops him.
Absolute fucking powerhouse of a brain.
Like you could ask him pretty much anything, and he probably knows the answer.
Almost got expelled once for punching a guy who was being creepy with Ginny when she was definitely too young.