gerard x3

“human phantacide”-daniel howell

[gerard-bl3gh]

lowk forgot an intro uhmmm

name: GERARD!! (very original ik)

pronouns: he/him/it/vamp/slime

fandoms: dan and phil! mcr, bigtop burger, starkid!!, f1, a lot of stuff idk

dni-basic dni, everyone welcome if you aren’t weird! :p

i’m not very active but every few days i reblog sooo much dan and phil stuff so im sorry if i come up a lot tehe xD

(pls use tone tags!)

[reunitedinterlude]

the thrilling true domestic life of dan and phil

[chewing-on-lead]

<3

[nrursry-deactivated20250915]

Im good at being strange and ignored

[laddersmp3]

what if it was all a dream

[hooved]

[sapo-627]

[pseudophan]

this shit just got so real i feel faint

[pseudophan]

aww they're versatile

[microsporidium]

having no anti-zio temples anywhere close can feel isolating on the high holy days when we're supposed to be entering the new year together as one people. there's some comfort to be found in the knowledge that there are so many of us around the world, but it doesn't make the physical isolation any less painful.

l'shanah tovah, and may we see a free palestine in 5786.

[dniudsnf]

steps to be cute:

you are already cute!

yes, you reading this!

it would be nice to remind others they are too!

[depsidase]

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[postultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[postultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[honeypunks]

[dogpuppy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[danielhowell]

If you could get Eiffel towered by Satan and Jesus who would you want in the front and who would you want in the back

[daylightglitch]

"why arent dnp uploading?" meanwhile dnp probably: