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not now kitten. daddy’s writing a post for the three people who always give him notes on tumblr

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Twilight:

Midnight Sun:

No Edward, she thinks your dad is a dilf

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edward after defeating the spider in the corner of bella’s room

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the original new moon script just got a certain flavor to it…….a certain jenny say quan………….

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ok but we missed out on some serious character insight on charlie like what ?????

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𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐞

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TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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jasper whitlock hale ― moodboards for modern au twilight aesthetic

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Bella: *casually telling a 'funny' story from her childhood* I'm so glad she has phil to take care of her now! I dont know what she'd do if I wasn't there to pay bills and buy groceries

Alice: *trying not to tell her how awful Renee's parenting is*

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Rosalie: Emmett, I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Emmett: *nervous laughter*

Emmett: Ummm... Neat!

[Later]

Emmett: *laying facedown on his bed*

Emmett: I can't believe I said "neat," Carlisle. "Neat." Nobody says neat anymore! It's the goddamn 20th century! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!

Carlisle: *idly turns page to book he's reading*

Carlisle: Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Esme confessed to me?

Emmett: Didn't you like, thank her?

Carlisle: *closes book and stares out the window*

Carlisle: I thanked her.

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Your perception of twilight changes vastly when you realize that edward is not like this ultra wise cool 108-year-old vampire hes just a guy whos had a 17-year-old brain for the last 108 years and it shows