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Gale, midfight: Hey, Astarion. You wanna help?

Astarion, filing his nails: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

somniasnow

“𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

𝐈𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦“

Nothing like a nice hug when you’re feeling anxious. The first is my lighting, the second is something I wanted to make in the feel of the original album cover vibes from Bram Stoker’s Dracula (I’m not obsessed with the movie, it’s just a masterpiece and I’m tired of people saying I just have a vampire obsession 😭 it’s A MASTERPIECE).

xystarion

sinderyden

XV. Path

If you don’t see the path in front of you, build it yourself!

Per @spoonstrek

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

charl0ttan

How high above sea level are you right now?

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Voting ended onJul 19

buniix3

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

GO VOTE

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fictionadventurer

I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.

oqmemphis

my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)

oqmemphis

incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).

fictionadventurer

The very best thing about tumblr is that you can make a post about a 154-year-old novel and get responses like this.

milquetoaast

source

el-ffej

I've seen attack piranhas with more chill.

That's a looney tunes lunge there at the end. (That, or it can teleport.)

muse-meter

now do you see why I hold equal parts love and fear for rabbits? They are prey animals. They don't think like us. They have sharp teeth and are very fast.

hail-dondus

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

cartoonistfreak101

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

poetry-protest-pornography

If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

excessively-english-jd

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.