im gay and illiterate

well, first of all, im not gonna live past 25 so jot that down 

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[quendergeer]

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[papayajuan2019]

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

[curioscurio]

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

[teioh]

useless piece of shet

[teioh]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[catgirltoes]

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

[nocandleinthewind]

12th August 2026

The light from the eclipse, projecting through the gaps in a tall tree, was quite the spectacle

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[jadeharleyinc]

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[kropotkindersurprise]

1991 - Fidel Castro speaks about the failures of Capitalism.

[checkyourasianbias]

[checkyourasianbias]

the entire line is "White Parents Self-Segregating Neighborhoods and Schools" which is in fact white supremacist no nuance

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[catstrat]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[enjoylentgreen]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[revelware]

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[tamamita]

I'm so glad this man is living in fear now

[gulyas069]

it is insanely funny that he's so mad with fear and decadence that he's deploying missile defense systems to his golfing

[hagiomoto]

[segamascott]

like obviously...