[valtsv]

posting on this website is like being a court jester performing for other rival fools

[catboybebop-deactivated20220612]

clown regionals

[valtsv]

let’s go girls! *is snatched and carried off by harpies*

[zungenakrobatik]

getting sad at night for no reason is my best talent

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

[shock]

oh, do you not have darkvision? fucking idiot.

[gestadanorum]

@ mutuals and friends i have a private shitpost twitter im trying to use more so…. dm me if you want it

[punishedrupaul]

ahh… the plot chickens….

[1000ballbearings]

In dnd, resurrecting PCs becomes so easy at higher levels, and though I think that’s a positive, I really like the idea that dying has lasting consequences or triggers events in a PC. Here’s a simple table of interesting but hopefully not game breaking or character destroying ideas. Thoughts? Improvements?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Oh these are FUN. Thanks for making this table!

[hyratel]

@dovewithscales >:)

[dovewithscales]

I love doing things like these. I probably wouldn’t randomize it though. I’d go with one that fits the scenario and won’t ruin anyone’s fun.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Our party is currently crossing a desert.

Bard: I don’t like sand…

DM (who hates the SW prequels), with a sudden look or realization: Don’t even star-

Bard and Ranger both grinning like idiots, speaking simultaniously: it’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets evverywhere.

DM: (A very long sigh as he presses his face against the table.) Why are you like this? . . . He made us fight a gargantuan purple worm later that session. Guess we deserved it.

[servantofchaos]

hmm . might fuck around and decompose in the woods :/

[foulserpent]

ULTIMATE look is like old ladies who are still pretty spry and are like really short and wirey and are in like the supermarket getting trail mix with no bra on cargo shorts and a t shirt thats like this

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(The Bard is also the party’s boss.)

Bard, casting Healing Word on the unconscious fighter: “Get up, you’re still on the clock!”

[gestadanorum]

feverishly alternating writing dnd lore and eating cheese nips is the new cool way to spend a saturday

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[capacity]

Weird how every career is depressing except for being a clear stream untouched by mankind in the mountains

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I’d like to stick my hands into some soil some damp earth

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

when i see nightshade growing in the wild and point it out it is literally impossible for me to do so without hunching over, gesturing at it with shaking, curled fingers, and saying “ooooh, deadly niiiiIIIghtshade” in the voice if a 900 year old witch trying to trick travelers into buying overpriced potions and wares