[pjackk]

I wpuld like a Family Pig, to feed my hungry Twunk Masters.

[pjackk]

But you are not alowed such things in the despotic State of Baltimore.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[slightlyoffaxis]

muybridge horse, manual typewriter

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[queen-thick-dick]

This crumbling America economy can't even support a decent kidnapping kink. I chat this vulnerable prey girl up, tell her I'm gonna stalk and kidnap her and then chain her to.... what? My particle board dresser? My fucking flat pack bedframe? "Your radiator, obviously." IN AN APARTMENT??? FUCK YOUUUUUUU

[dozydawn]

sandra bernhard filming the sopranos, 26 august 1999.

[punishedrupaul]

i will still follow ppl thru a lot of stuff but posting a fuck ton of your own letterboxd reviews is...... interesting

[punishedrupaul]

i think someone in one of the signal chats i'm in is a fed and idk how to let others know without coming off like an asshole

[pulpfanfiction]

can anyone guess what im making in tomodachi life

[draconym]

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

[draconym]

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

[draconym]

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

[figtional]

swan love on tiramisu ִֶָ 𓏲୭

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[foodandfriends]

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

[punishedrupaul]

really long post about vore crashed my phone