thorough goofer

i have many a fandoms// she/her :) // falls to my knees thinking about zero escape regularly running mostly on queue for a bit artblog is over at @bluebelledmoon please don’t follow unless you’re 17+ // please also know this is just shit i find funny. please don’t have high expectations for this blog

[ot3]

Tempting...

[bobacupcake]

i wont let you

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[948]

shimobe_bino

[hungwy]

Its raining just like in Animal Crossing for GameCube

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[chessb0r3d]

What??

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

Sarcasm.

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

This is hopeless.

[chessb0r3d]

IT WAS FUCKING

HORRIBLE

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[pepperteethcrypt]

I loved this era of Steven universe discourse

[lofiouppydog]

Reblogging again with tags a follower added because they are correct. No you are not insane for reading that deeply into the overall reaction to SU and im glad you said it.

This sort of problem runs deep and i see it fucking everywhere.

[xaveria]

everyone did this with avatar aang the same day that finale came out. old heads remember

[squashbananak]

[venonomnomicon]

Everybody on this site is so mean about AI and people who use ChatGPT. It's not just rude—it's disrespectful. AI is more than a new technology—it's an emerging form of scientific development and it can be used anywhere from writing posts, to formulating sentences, to jotting down your daily thoughts. When I struck a small child with my Dodge Grand Caravan in 2017, instantly killing him, I knew that it was more than illegal—it was against the law. Luckily, I had ChatGPT to help me come up with a plan to dispose of the remains, tamper with the police investigation, and get away not just scott free—but totally innocent with no suspicion. Ever since then, I've involved ChatGPT and AI in my daily life. It helps me pick meals to cook, restaurants to eat at, and even dishes to prepare at home. All of my posts are written by ChatGPT and not only does it make my stressful career of blogging SO much easier—it even makes it a little bit fun.

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[gorps]

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[bluebeardsbride-archive]

“A rose is a rose is a rose, but not to the perfumer. Russian rose is softer, Indian thinner, Egyptian richer, Turkish sweeter, Bulgarian rounder, Moroccan brighter. Jasmine sambac is sharp, while grandiflorum jasmine is more full-bodied. Deepgreen Tasmanian boronia has a rich herbal scent, whereas the bright orange kind has a sweet-tart citrusy odor. Spanish, Tunisian, and French orange flower absolute all vary in sweetness and depth.”

—

Mandy Aftel, Essence and Alchemy: A Natural History of Perfume

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[blignick]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

[liberalsarecool]

Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]