Getting Meowney

Kyla. 21.

[goaliemagics]

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

[endmyreign]

[arabwife]

It will happen, when it it’s supposed to.

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[gettingmeowney]

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[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[mrbenwyatt]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[everythingisahoax]

Guy Fieri: So, how long do you smoke that pork?

Chef: So, we’re gonna throw that baby in the smoker for the next 36 hours.

(Guy and the chef stare at each other awkwardly for 36 hours)

[moeranda]

My favorite word on cutthroat kitchen is “deconstructed” because you know it means “I’m shit, everything is shit, someone made me hop on a pogo stick while I cooked. I had no flour. Please have pity.”

[waluiqi]

i just went on facebook and

[worstbar]

which charlie kelly are you today? 

[dee edition]

[6i]

happiness comes in waves, it’ll find you again.

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[hardcoreisawful-deactivated2018]