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"I desire a drink. I desire to forget life." pickle/ollie | 22 | he/they (sidebar image by haylette)

[noisyghost]

my opinion on halsin is that he should actually be a bear and i have to do everything myself.

[awkwardexxodus]

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

[aletheyass]

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

[aletheyass]

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

[carbonation-cryptid-deactivated]

He also makes SEX perfume

[veronicabunnies]

[slitherpunk]

i for one am not impressed when a company says some shit like "we will be carbon neutral by 2050" that is a long time from now and it is 80 degrees in october

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

it is just so damn dishonest to act like slavery had nothing to do with the Civil War or was of minimal importance

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

"the south wanted to preserve their way of life" which was made possible by what

"the south were protecting their rights" which right exactly was that

"the south didn't want to be in the union anymore" yeah what happened in the union that made it seem like it wasn't working out anymore

"the south was suffering economically" and what was the foundation of the southern economy

[gay-irl]

[modogoblin]

[mioxenoblade]

"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

[mioxenoblade]

What's next? Boys aren't allowed to wear dresses cuz conservatives don't "consent?" Trans people don't get to wear gender affirming clothes cuz people don't "consent?" Women don't get to wear pants anymore cuz you don't "consent?"

"Wearing a collar is sexual!" OK and? There are people that get off wearing certain clothes, are you going to restrict what men and women are allowed to wear by deciding those clothes are inherently sexual?

You ignore parents abusing their kids in grocery stores, you ignore the homeless people begging for money, you can ignore the gay people in collars and stuff.

[mioxenoblade]

So many people are getting soooo mad at me for things I never said in the post. But, real quick: no, youre not morally correct to assault someone in a collar. No, youre not morally correct to assault someone with a leash. No, youre not morally correct to assault someone in a gimp suit. And, I can't believe I have to say this, considering how it's a disability millions deal with around the world - no, you are not morally correct correct to assault someone you notice has a diaper under their clothes. Your righteous violence it turns out, is just violence, indistinguishable from anyone else's.

On that note, yall are the blogs that joke about being so anxious about telling the cashier you didn't want pickles. Yall ain't "beating" anyone's ass.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.

[wandringaesthetic]

Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#you could say it's the omegaverse- (GUNSHOTS)

Hmm. Post cancelled.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

POST DOUBLE CANCELLED

[palmer]

Why do gif search engines only have the most millenial normcore shit

[spacecowboy3039]

[palmer]

If I could kill you through the internet you’d be dead

[gayweeddaddy69]

If tumblr was better there would be a specialized gif search and its all shit like this

[ayeforscotland]

Love how shit the media is.

[greelin]

jester hat stays ON during sex.

[greelin]

and the bells? Well they will be jingling

[cognitohazardous]

[dtbird]

god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[beakedwhalesyo]

Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they're actually weird and it's not all an act. Pussies.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.

[mctreeleth]

xkcd: quirky girls

[billskxrsgaxrd]

“I hope this email finds you well”

How this email finds me:

[cure-typhoon]

I love the idea of Karkat being a good cooker but also not giving a fuck if he eats the most atrocious things known

[knights-unwelcommentary]

It's fitting because he really doesn't give a fuck about his own wellbeing as long as he's not in mortal peril but he's willing to invest a lot of effort on others in some pretty ridiculous ways

[moomoorare]

[devilsskettle]

the thing about “meaningless gore” is that even when it’s apparently not intellectual enough for so many people, it forces the viewer to confront the fact that they are just meat, they are mortal, they can and will eventually die, and pain is part of the human experience that unfortunately none of us will escape experiencing at one point or another. life is both horrifyingly fragile and surprisingly resilient which makes existing in a body a fraught experience regardless of whether we want to acknowledge that or not. “to watch a horror movie is to know that something bad is going to happen. to have a body is really the same thing.” anyway that in and of itself is plenty to grapple with and if a film decides to only deal with that, i don’t think it’s less valuable than any other theme a film might address 

[devilsskettle]

also the blood is fun <3