Hand Me The Vodka

Your typical, depressed, lgbt+, cliché teen (; Joshua

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[rylandbuckleys]

These girls are bisexual:

Rosa Diaz - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Clarke Griffin - The 100

Sara Lance - Legends Of Tomorrow 

Valkyrie - Thor: Ragnarok

Not lesbians. Please do not erase bisexuality.  

[dylanobrienisbatman]

A Good List™! And also: 

Petra Solano - Jane the Virgin 

Nico Minoru - Marvel’s Runaways 

[montygreen]

May I also add:

Diana - Wonder Woman

Kat Edison - The Bold Type

Grace Choi - Black Lightning

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

i love how sony made a contract saying mcu peter parker couldn’t be gay, bisexual, or a poc and now jacob batalon (ned leeds) is out there saying that mcu peter should be trans, which they didn’t include on their bigot list bc they forgot trans people even exist

karma is so poetic

[tonystarkisfreakingdead-deactiv]

HELL FUCKING YEAH

[doctortay-deactivated20210629]

“Anyone you’re dating who gets upset upon learning you’re bi is doing you a favor by disqualifying themselves from the list of People Who Get to Date You.”

yo this is hella important

[doctordairyqueen-deactivated201]

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

[blextrophy]

[icecoldorangejuice]

5:38am

[birries]

[time-does-not-exist-here]

Hi kids, if you aren’t sure if your crush is gay, ask them to sit with you. If they sit like this, they’re probably gay.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Must watch: Chris Hayes on 'despicable' new Trump policy

The United States government is now systematically taking children as young as 53 weeks old away from their parents at the border, thanks to new directives issued by the Trump administration.

I guess only white children are “precious gifts from god”

[vsingers-archive]

me: opens a package and sets the box aside

my cat:

[scoobycore]

this is another perfect example of how memes are just hieroglyphic. no one is gonna know what the fuck this means one day.

[rainbowgazes-archive]

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

[simons-quest-deactivated2019091]

[strangerdarkerbetter]

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

[archivehead]

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

you’re a genius holy shit

[jehovahhthickness]

[hecallsmebelovedx-deactivated20]

imagínate que la gente piensa que tú tienes que ajustarte a lo que ellos quieran? que se jodan.

[partiallyvoid-mostlystars]

^^lmao

also?? English speakers speak only english around people that dont speak English at all and expect them to understand which is exactly what theyre complaining about so this is some racist BS and nobody cares

[prismatic-bell]

I’m bilingual. I work in a store now that’s mostly Latinx and also bilingual, but my first store had one of those White Girls (you know the kind–in love with Mike Huckabee, wants to abolish affirmative action, blamed every non-white person on staff for her own mistakes, thought immigrants–even legal immigrants–shouldn’t be allowed jobs) who used to get SO MAD when I’d take orders in Spanish because “I bet they’re saying mean things about me and it’s not fair they won’t do it to my face, they’re cowards.”

I don’t know how one gets “mean things” out of “dos tacos con tomates, una tostada y un Pepsi grande,” but she did, so I decided to make her wishes come true, and every time she’d get mad at Spanish speaking customers I’d tell them she was a puta ruda (rude bitch). Then I told her it meant beautiful American.

Best revenge: listening to her proudly tell Spanish-speaking customers “I’m a puta ruda!”

[shadowkat678]

Okay. This story wins.

[agenttajnesile-deactivated20250]

my fave thing is when when women in fandom are like UGH BUT I CANT RELATE TO F/F PAIRINGS BC IM NOT A LESBIAN 

funnily enough you’re not a gay man either yet here we are

[michaelmilkers]

this tea is fucking SCALDING

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[smogft]

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

[smogft]

his day now