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Hyelo I'm Ghost.
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I hate the government, love cats and bees, and my religions beliefs can be summed up with "reincarnation, and blasphemy."
Favorite song right now is: Bullet - Hollywood Undead (back to the classics 4 me) (tw: suicide)
Fair warning, I don't experience friendship decay and my memory is ass, so straight up and rando could say we're friends and I'd straight up go w/ it.
fuck everything else happy birthday sputnik
you know what day it is……….
the future is now
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If you find yourself with a wistful longing for kelp forests past, that’s nostalgaea
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*is forced to wear this and parade myself around town and children throw rotten produce at me*
You just had to be there
forgot this one
Sherlock Holmes Fucked My Mom, an anthology series about the domestic misadventures of a teenage protagonist whose single mother keeps hooking up with various public domain literary figures.
i don’t know, but i’m still not calling him “dad”.
@thebibliosphere this seems up your alley
I Highly And Whole Hardedly Endorse All Scams And Grifts
this guy but not at all ironic
how am i underwhelmed and overwhelmed at the same time. i just want to be whelmed..
watching some gibbon vids
I like how one of the most prestigious and respected marine institutions on the planet posted this with zero context.
......... different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other's alcohol
no more if this "fine elvin wine" shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there's barely even a flavor, and you'd need to drink a few to even get tipsy.
meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you're going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you'll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.
the flip side is that elves are an entire race of (comparative) lightweights, and a whole gaggle of teenange elves can get piss drunk passing around one bottle of fruity human wine
I think there's some compatability among drinks brewed by reptilian races (dragonborn, lizardfolk, tortles, kobolds, etc) although you run into similar translation issues as mammalians, but there is absolutely no crossover. like if a drsgonborn and a dwarf in a (very cosmopolitan) tavern were to switch drinks it would be a nonstarter.
"this is basically just a capri sun," the dragonborn says, disappointed.
"cool, I'm pretty sure I just drank actual paint thinner," the dwarf says. "get me to a hospital."
humans and halflings are probably the most compatible drinkers of any two races, although halflings find most human wines, beers, ciders, etc, a little too dry and bland for their liking. halfling alternatives are very sweet, which makes them a huge hit among the 'I like alcohol but I don't want it to taste like alcohol' crowd
I think it would be very funny if being drunk was like... a relatively new cultural development for gnomes? there’s just something about their wacky gnomish constitution that prevented them coming by it naturally (traditionally they’re more into a variety of mushrooms and other recreational plants) but once they started mingling more with more alcohol-happy races they learned VERY quickly and started opening, basically, turbo-breweries that are basically one part distillery and one part wizard tower. VERY popular job for young alchemists trying to make some good money, and the reason why gnomes are known (among other things) for operating the craziest night clubs
here’s who I think should be able to get drunk but become sober at will:
1.) sufficiently powerful paladins and clerics
2.) aasimar [all of them]
2.) very very few tieflings. it’s not universal at all, but few tiefling traits are. I know 5e has really solidified them as horns + tails + inhuman skin color but we need to be making them weirder
I agree with every single part of this but especially that we all need to be doing our part to make tieflings weirder, and also please someone overnight me some halfling booze
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“Damn it Jim, he nearly sliced your tits off!”
“I know, Bones, and is it weird that I found it kind of hot?”
is.
is this real?
The screenshot is, the caption is not. In the actual episode it was more like “hey our closest friend is gonna die if he doesn’t fuck and since he can’t do that why don’t you slip me a shit ton of morphine so he can strangle me to death which is the next best thing”
His titties got cut in an extremely horny death battle with said friend on a planet of grumpy elves who have elaborate rituals for everything including fucking (especially fucking).
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I have questions… Why couldn’t that friend (Spock?) fuck? And why is strangling someone to death the next best thing???
Because Spock was trapped in a shitty arranged marriage to some lady who didn’t want to marry him either so she invoked the ancient rite of death battles and made him fight Kirk and it was the Sixties so they wouldn’t let him actually fuck Kirk onscreen so strangling was the next best thing no kink shaming
I still can’t believe that it’s canon that Spock had to fuck or die, rolled around with Kirk, and then no longer had the issue because he’d basically fucked Kirk. This is canon. It’s literally Star Trek canon that rolling around in the dirt with Jim Kirk was as satisfying for Spock as fucking would have been.
y'all think this is a joke but this is my mom every time we go through TSA at the airport, she always brings herbs and spices in ziploc baggies in case the airbnb has insufficient supplies (just to let you know, that's pretty much always the case) and she always travels with a straw fedora no matter the time of year or weather or place we're going to and the TSA always pulls her aside due to the baggies getting pinged and they'll test a pinch of each spice on a little chemical testing sheet of paper or whatever to make sure they're not explosives and finally give her back her spices and the rest of her possessions and she then, literally, packs her spices and herbs up in her little suitcase and puts her silly hat on
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The greatest trick the right ever pulled was convincing queer people that other queer people are the enemy
The split attraction model is not the cause of internalized homophobia. Transphobes are not transphobes because of neopronuns. Lesbians are not harassed because bi women exist. Homophobes are not homophobes because people identify as “queer” instead of “gay” or “LGBT.”
