let's search the skies for a while

[prev. gloriouspancake/xiuquatl] - Kekzi - a whole adult [ she / her ] *currently experiencing general brainrot* This blog is a mess. It contains mostly reblogs of the things i like, music i groove with and personal stuff, as well as text posts, cars, books, the occasional anime and some horse-related things, mostly pictures though. Please ask if you need anything tagged! Enjoy your stay ♥

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[nanapup]

this is gospel to me

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

Dujiangyan, Sichuan Province, China (photos by 我只是一只南瓜，Lillianaxxxx， 一碗心灵橙汁，小黑，阳光开朗大女孩，如梦，蓝色社畜章鱼，橙子抹茶豆浆，不二小姐）

[babeyknife]

heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 26 degrees instead of 30

[babeyknife]

sorry i meant to say heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 30 degrees instead of 38

[apollos-boyfriend]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[sherbertilluminated]

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

[thearrogantemu]

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

[theoppositeofprofound]

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[pusheen]

[amongthespaghetti]

okay i know we normally do this with more pop-focused festivals but i wanna see how many metalheads are on this site: how many groups do you recognize?

0

1-10

11-20

21-30

31-40

51-50

51-60

61-70

71-80

81-90

91-100

100+

Voting ended onJul 3

(i recognized 64)

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[apolladay]

If you want to be married, what do you want to do with your last name?

I'm married - I have my partner's last name

I'm married - my partner has my last name

I'm married - I have a hypenated/combined last name

I'm married - I didn't change my last name

I want to be married - I'll probably have my partner's last name

I want to be married - my partner'll probably take my last name

I want to be married - I'll probably have a hypenated/combined last name

I want to be married - I probably won't change my last name

I don't want to get married

My marriage and or last name situation is more complicated

Voting ended onJun 14

No judgement for anyone's choice! I'm just curious what folks think/have done in these situations. If you've been married multiple times, answer for your most recent/current one, or what you would do if you got married again.

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[slut-jpeg]

what musical artist/band have you seen in concert the most and how many times have you seen them?

[prokopetz]

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[mikkeneko]

[activeoblivion]

so keep an eye on the road or we will both be here forever

[peabluejr]

is there a custom breyer horse following on here??? if there is, here is some of my work pls enjoy