Warrior de nombre

1992 🇨🇴 - Barcelona

[animentality]

[plutonus]

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[thickness-protection-program]

[sukimas]

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

[mastermatoyas]

I wanna hear where you're going with this

[sukimas]

-there's snacktime

-there's always some kid screaming

-the authority figures are mostly there to keep you safe rather than get you to do anything in particular

-all else equal they would really rather you take a nap, though

[jadeazora]

Pokemon GO's new log-in screen for Forever Forward is a throwback to one of its oldest ones!

[storyweavingspider]

I’m not sure which one came first but I’m happy for their transition!

[storyweavingspider]

Good for her and for the family and for pedestrian safety :)

[thememedaddy]

[disaster-magnet]

Theres currently some crows nesting on the building opposite us, and they still remember that we used to put out bird food years ago (had to stop because of too many neighbour complaints of loud jackdaws in the garden), and have managed to work out that they need a sneaky way to get food without alerting all the other birds.

This has had the consequence of me having to inform my flatmate that if he hears a polite knock at the kitchen window he needs to feed the crows or they WILL start trying to steal our cookbooks.

[disaster-magnet]

I wonder who could have done this. Surely not an innocent lil fella like this one

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[robertdinero]

[theehorsepusssy]

[depsidase]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[video]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[tiktaalic]

Mammals in their den after the asteroid hit

[precision-instrument]

[wearedevo]

Can't believe they accused him of Pagliarism :/

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[pitbolshevik]

I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?

are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn

[imwiremother]

[chasetriesagain]

This is much funnier if you imagine it's the priest asking the woman on the other side this unsolicited question.