My Heart Is Big And My Brain Is Small

Baugh agh My body is a machine that turns the reblog button from grey to green She/her

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I will Hunt. Down. Everyone. Responsible. For Hurting You 🫵🫵. I will Make Them Pay Dearly. [??] All th money you need..!..The Money You Deserve.!CALL ME!..!.FOUR FIVE NINE CASH. I’M LOWELL. “THE HAMMER” STANLEY. I WANA GETCH YOU..!.AALL THE MONEY THE LAW SAYS IS YOURS

LOWELL. “THE HAMMER” STANLEY. FOUR FIVE NINE

CAAAAAAAAAAAASH

[minmos]

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[daily-turtles]

Today’s turtle is the Common Snapping Turtle!

[creditednature]

a collection of wildlife using the same log to cross water, captured on a Trail Cam and posted by Bobert-24 on r/trailcam

[victusinveritas]

[mossworm]

some proper art of Banana

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[medievalsquire]

yeah every prophecy sounds fake until an old woman grabs your wrist with impossible strength and starts speaking in riddles

[terramythos]

hey US folks, if you get a CP53E letter from the IRS and it has a QR code on it, **DO NOT USE THE QR CODE, IT'S A PHISHING SCAM TO HARVEST YOUR BANK DETAILS**. The scam letter looks almost identical to a legit CP53E letter -- the QR code is the only difference.

i just got one of these in the mail and at least one other family member did as well a month ago. the letter is about your tax refund being frozen, but i didn't get a refund this year, so that flagged it for me. but since the letter looks real and has some legit information on it, i can see it fooling people.

[terramythos]

hey US folks, if you get a CP53E letter from the IRS and it has a QR code on it, **DO NOT USE THE QR CODE, IT'S A PHISHING SCAM TO HARVEST YOUR BANK DETAILS**. The scam letter looks almost identical to a legit CP53E letter -- the QR code is the only difference.

i just got one of these in the mail and at least one other family member did as well a month ago. the letter is about your tax refund being frozen, but i didn't get a refund this year, so that flagged it for me. but since the letter looks real and has some legit information on it, i can see it fooling people.

[lakemojave]

Where would we be without the bagel 🥯?...or her humble cousin...the doughnut 🍩...

[lakemojave]

[pangur-and-grim]

what isn’t captured here are the spit droplets raining down on me

[stoned-ratpack]

I captured some of my favorite frames of The Beast and her activities

[pure-sea-salt]

scrolled through the pangur tag for over an hour to find this specific post because i couldnt stop thinking about it, hence why ive been liking and reblogging a bunch of pangur