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eggerlandmystery

“I can imagine anything”

depsidase

coughloop

it doesnt get better than this

hazelsmazecave

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bo-an-aro

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

sullina

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

detrout

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

nflstreet

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if i was an anchorman id be like more news at seven. i love you

oneheadtoanother

albertnatural

commanderchr1st

Imagine getting your ass stuck in this and firefighters having to come in to pry you out with the jaws of life

bretzkysbs

think of the poor toddler potty training on this

commanderchr1st

What’s worse is he REALLY likes this! What a loser!

RAWR! Please fucking POOP in me! Good job pooping your fucking pants! UREEGH!

moringottos-deactivated20210117

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking