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amber | 27 | INTJ existentially exhausted writer, folklorist, and friendly ghost. ☼ ♈︎ | ☾↑♏︎ currently posting: marvel, stranger things

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[nanannin]

Rihanna said Vampire Rights

[donnasweettttttttt]

i think the thing about the cullens is that they’re conservative mormons and being perceived as gay or bad bitches is worse than being outed as vampires to them

[sunfortune]

random person: yes king! rock that body glitter!

edward: im a vampire

[sciencexthunder]

Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.

[grainadloafs-deactivated2021101]

debra messing not understanding how dating works has been the highlight of my day

[hereforthenight-deactivated2020]

these are literal screen grabs from my mind

[hoopyfrood]

*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!

[hoopyfrood]

*new yorker voice* im fallin apart! badabing badaboom!

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[gen-zee]

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

[curiosityisfatal-deactivated202]

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

[gen-zee]

why fear it when you can embrace it

[petersboyfriendsonofthor]

Fun fact: the media thinks the Area 51 Facebook thing is being spread by Russian bots. Anyone older than 30 simply cannot comprehend millennial and gen z humor

[fictionalred]

Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the Russians

[toniins]

i was in the us one time (im australian) and went to dinner w a family that had a daughter the same age as me. my aunt made some comment like “oh you guys were raised in such different contexts, there wouldn’t be much common ground” and without missing a beat she said “ravioli ravioli” and i finished “give me the formuoli” and my aunt looked like she was about to have a stroke

[seandorothy]

[michellepfeiffer]

And that’s a place to start. That’s where the hope is.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

noone:

me at the family gathering:

[997]

me when i get a taste of my own personality thru someone else:  GOD i can not STAND them

[shitpostgenerator]

no offence but video game propaganda is inherently homophobic

[demilypyro]

These are literally indistinguishable from actual posts on this site if you take away the url

[arceus-ex-machina]

I literally thought I was about to read a discourse post

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

[jcalvinist]

[deaf-grapes]

Chaotic Good

[cricketcat9]

The honour of thieves

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Pokemon fusions

[evansensations]

#bearded chris  16/∞

[brittany]

Practical Magic (1998), dir. Griffin Dunne

[hanilecter]