Ya Boi Alex

27, they/them Here's your warning: You will find +18 stuff on here, follow at your own risk

[rafeandonlyrafe]

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[thememedaddy]

[thetechnicallydeadclub]

UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME NOW!

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE!

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD HAPPINESS!

[the-haiku-bot]

I’M SICK AND TIRED

OF NOT BEING ABLE TO

AFFORD HAPPINESS!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE <3

<3 Hope all of my awesome LGBTQ friends on here have an amazing one <3

[spoopy-pumpkin-possum]

"I asked Chat gpt-"

Well I asked the guy in the lizard man's mouth and he told me that I was not the one, so...

[redscrawl]

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

[konako]

that character thats so submissive theyd be dominant if it made someone happy

two flavors for you, anon

Call it Chaotic Submissive

And Lawful Submissive

[nitpickrider]

You couldn't have kept him from the world, Pa.

No parent can.

Superman The Man of Steel 21

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Pa, you raised that boy to help people in need. Nothing would have changed that whether or not you helped him dress up in a fancy costume.

Unlike some pretenders to the name.

[nitpickrider]

*boo, hiss, boo*

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

;-;

I have too much dad trauma to be emotionally okay while reading this

[vigilantsycamore]

Remember how, back in the early 2010s (I think), every fandom had at least one fic that was like. A list of rules in [place where the characters are]. And each chapter was a depiction of the nonsense some of the characters did that caused one of those rules to be put in place?

That was fun, we should bring that back

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YES TO THIS

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[baddywronglegs]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

[pawfulofwaffles]

"AI is smarter than a human!" -> AI is smarter than YOU. YOU feel it is smarter because YOU lack the free-thinking needed to recognize its errors and your own dependency

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[bakedgecko]

life is too short to be ashamed of your kinks

[mysteryteacup]

"If you could be born in any era wh-"

Stop.

I live in the era of antibiotics, antiseptics, celecoxib, clotrimazole, fast braces, laser eye surgery, ondansetron, paracetamol, tramadol, and relatively safe spinal surgery.

I'm in the right era.

At most I would go five years so I could be the favoured child.

[marlborocrow]

btw when a person tells you they usually don’t cum or have a hard time with it, pushing them to cum (“come on, baby, cum for me!” “are you close?” “i want to make you cum” etc) makes it less likely for them to cum and will in fact make them feel very pressured and have less fun because they now feel like you’re not going to have fun if they don’t cum.

the goal for sex isn’t to cum. the goal of sex is to enjoy yourselves. you can have fun without orgasms. orgasms are a bonus. stop treating sex like it’s not good enough if your partner doesn’t climax.

[cadhla182]

If she fits she sits

Nude Variant

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She would fit very well on my face >.>

[thestargayzingheroine]

See, I want to sit on HER lap and have her stroke my chin be all sweet and loving with me.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Be a happy lil lap kitty :D