this aint no party, this aint no disco

this aint no fooling around / Michael (Mikey) Graves / he/they

[ghosttown-mp3]

Got married (not legally!)

[mentallyrecovering]

Lol when i say I grew up in Texas people always ask “did you go to the coast a lot?” Ummm no...no I did not

[nunyabizni]

In the drive to or from Florida Texas was always a 2 day event. West Texas on 10 has to be one of the more dull drives that exist, thankfully there's rest stops every 80 miles or so.

[dashaibo]

I will not let you guys forget that one time a guy sent me an ask like "Japan is right next to Russia, why don't you buy cheese there?"

MY MAN

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[thirdchoiceurl]

IMPORTANT PSA! If you contribute to PBS or any local public broadcasting subsidiary at $5/mo ($60/yr) or above, you gain access to PBS Passport, which has a tremendous library of public broadcast programs available…including the full run of antiques roadshow

[killed-by-overthinking]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

remembered that like after panic stopped being good brendon urie was suddenly doing backflips onstage and id like to know when he learned to do that bc either 2006 brendon was capable of turning that out the whole time or he started abusing coke in adulthood and decided now is as good a time as any to learn gymnastics maneuvers i guess. either one is nuts

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

not a single song does he need to be doing all this for

[vortexstreet]

Ed Paschke, Violencia, 1980, Oil on linen, 74 × 96 1/4in. (188 × 244.5 cm), Whitney Museum of American Art, New York

[forecast0ctopus]

the biology of vulcans….

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[cineshemp]

cut my mic off cause i'm bout to misbehave

[mikimuun]

the trauma compelled him to correct stanley's grammar

[margaretsalvatore]

dale cooper is the realest <3

[killrockstar]

[elbiotipo]

Unlike Argentines, who only have nazi grandpas, the United States is way more advanced and forward thinking regarding that. They have nazi uncles, cousins, etc. serving on their police forces and military right now! See, they're keeping up with the times, much more modern!

[elbiotipo]

They even got nazis building rockets for them again!

Classic.

[incestling]

“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

[esoanem]

(via @sinni-ok-sessi )

[silverthroatednightingale]

Ummmm NOT losing these tags, this is so fucking funny @astronicht

[gawain-the-tax-evader]

Go little scop go!

[odysseys-blood]

As funny as it is to see musk's own ai not complying with his bullshit about "white genocide" in South Africa i think it should turn your stomach to know that while so many people are jumping on the bandwagon to see it in action it is coming at the cost of polluting the air for a majority Black neighborhood and making it increasingly difficult for the people living there to breathe

'How come I can’t breathe?': Musk's data company draws a backlash in Memphis

The company’s turbines — enough to power 280,000 homes — run without emission controls in an area that leads Tennessee in asthma hospitaliza

[amvs]

“I can’t breathe at home, it smells like gas outside,” Boxtown resident Alexis Humphreys said through tears, holding up her asthma inhaler during a public hearing about the turbines on April 25. “How come I can’t breathe at home and y’all get to breathe at home?”

Alexis Humphreys holds out her asthma inhaler while asking the Shelby County Health Department to deny a permit for xAI’s methane gas turbines. | Ariel Wittenberg/POLITICO's E&E News

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got a major pest problem this year actually

[scienceshenanigans]