adam page's butterfly jeans

jess | 24, they/them, elite stan, bizarre & deranged about hockey, gold medalist at the bad idea olympics

[spiribia]

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

[maxwelljf]

i saw this and i uh um. i like him a lot and figured id post this

[stahsm]

cartoon by Charles Barsotti.

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[moxleyrollins]

Oh, Max, you're so predictable. AEW DYNAMITE | 04.08.26

[moxleyrollins]

claudio checking on yuta during the brawl AEW DYNAMITE | 04.08.26

[patrocles]

“mackinnon vs macdavid” this “mdavid vs mackinnon”that

what i wanna know is which one of them still thinks about this moment

[bagelbitesofficial]

op had their ass removed butt go off

[rhysska]

Seeing people in support of the online safety act and calling people who voted gooners.

[everythingfox]

She’s just trying to sell her wares

[maineventshinku]

Matt Jackson is like a siren that lures men into his trap bc,,, look how he breasts boobily and smiles at Mox and Marina had to pull him away to leave

Like OOOHH you want it that bad don’t you, Mox

Courtesy of @feelneurotic for the screenshot

[feelneurotic]

moxmatt girlies where y’all at??

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Darned if Dark Souls 2 didn't summarize American politics...

[xanaxfarts]

Illustrations by Stephen Gammell

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[inthesensethat]

[fleurywiththesave]

No one in human history has ever had more of a Hot Girl Summer than Matthew Tkachuk is having right now

[acekazoo]