[drops-of-universe]

im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

[princessmo]

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

[greelin]

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

[greelin]

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

[wordfather]

me: so..... see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Best part of the aquarium is like the meathead guys who are like "bro what the hell is that thing that's crazy" and their gf who has to gently tell them "babe that's a seahorse"

[mollyjames]

There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.

[zegalba]

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[rox-and-prose]

I feel bad for fish

[thefearofcod]

why

[rox-and-prose]

damp

[thefearofcod]

shit girl they sure are

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[vicepresidentgay]

do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

[vonkarn]

the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever

[slavichorror]

mean lesbians & evil bisexuals we need to unionize

[majesticbabw]

the whole “it takes a village” thing needs to translate into adulthood too bc i need support!! i need people i can lean on! i need people i can share my thoughts with!! i need a village of mfs who love me!! idc idc idc

[gil-estel]

how did your parents come up with your name

family name

baby name list (liked the meaning/sounds nice)

band/music/song

celebrity/public figure/historical figure

book/tv show/movie

made it up

portmanteau (à la renesmee)

cultural heritage/tradition

combination/other (say in the tags)

your parents told you how they chose your name?!!

Voting ended onMay 11, 2023

[anneemay]

"it does not do it for me" is a valid opinion re: any media

[konoko]